I woke up in a new pacer.I woke up in a new pacer.It has stylish upholstery but is not so racy.I cruise down town & purchased a bucket of KFC, with bacon dip sauce its really tasty

Jay drew a penis in the signature box of an application to change his registered address. A dick in a box, get it?

"WARNING: world catastrophe imminent, please proceed to the nearest space elevator and follow directions from there!" The message blared down the empty streets, papers fluttering

Once upon a time, there was a class. In this class there was

The highest of honours have endowed me today. A writer named Ambika, of whom had higher stature than me, decided to follow my path in the Quest of the FoldingStory. My joy was

In marigolds appareled, he entered the throne room of the Lizard Lady Queen. "You know that I don't like marigolds," she snapped. "Now put some clothes on." Gurfo Mettra disc

Vin scrambled across the marble floor on sweaty palms. From within the darkness a figure emerges. He was slim, tall, quiet... alive only through the dancing moonlight on his blade.

My Summer Vacation by Billy B Age 9. This summer we took a brief hiatus from my summer vacation inside a beach cottage on the beach. Foul weather & diarrhea prevented venturing out

I think- I think if I ever make it out of this hot godforsaken desert, I will go back to being a dentist.

Dude, you are so gullible.

The unbelievable had happened. He had kept his promise. America was great again. From behind

What they had forgotten is that there can be no order without chaos, no light without darkness. For in a wasteland of beauty, there can be no solace.

"Chimpanzees who travel long distances have broader minds and are more likely to use tools". Abe wooped at the archival headline. He was on a relativistic ramjet to Kepler 186f

I cannot believe

The crossfit games have a 166% year over year growth rate!

God rest ye, prunefaced sausages, let naught be out of reach / Remember Kathleen Davidson was born on Pismo Beach/

"If you derail this fold, Santa Claus dies." Gun pointed at Santa, I had gotten desperate. If saving FoldStory from derailed narratives meant destroying Christmas, then so be it.

This was Jeremy's first kickball tournament, ever.

I thought it was pretty cool just to be in the twilight but I just found out that we're also in the Twilight Zone. That gives this everlasting twilight a whole different backstory.

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