I have walked on this path so long, with my eyes tired after having seen so many winters. My body, my soul and my spirit are tired. I am ready to die. There's only one thing left..

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The funeral wasn't well attended. And the people who did attend were the oddest bunch you ever saw. But they were kind spirited people, and that meant a lot more to me than one of

I gave the door five knocks, paused, then knocked three more times. "Password?" said a voice from the other side. "password123" I replied. They really needed a better password. I

I forgot to remind my mind to forget that I was in operation mind fuck. I didn't mind the fuck. it was the mind I didn't want to fuck with. I didn't want to fuck with the mindfuck

today was a day to remember. I heard the word

I drove my Astin Martin on the wrong side of the beach. My shoes were long brown and shiny and I needed both hands to handle them. Women often ask me about my shoe size. Its 17 but

"No! That's not how it goes," Uncle Cyrus told Aunt Martha. She gave him a look and left the room. As we waited for him to compose his thoughts, my cousin Jim started to tell me a

"Captain, the Romulans have hacked our Kappabashi training program as well as our food replicators." Ensign Sanjo Weems was sweating. He was still entirely organic. Plastic food

did i take it too far? no. because satan is my master.

"Dicky Dicky don't do it Dicky, I gave up everything, everything for you Dicky, you can't leave me Dicky!" She was just a dame to Dicky Noir, Private Eye. He adjusted his fedora

I couldn't actually believe it because it happened so quickly. My friends walked in the door, picked me up over their shoulders, and threw me in the back seat of their car.

I was a freshman, and he was a senior when I first saw him. After years of admiring from a far

...as you can see, compared to space and time, we are but small blips. However, since we can perceive the vastness, our brains encompass the universe. Taco?

"I want my beard groomed. I was told this was the place?" The stylist gave my bare face a quizzical look. I made a clip motion at hip level."The stylist deadpanned, "I don't trim

She stops drawing and stares at me, my thumb brushing over her mouth, fingers resting on her jaw. I lick my dry lips, tempted to set my mouth over hers, to fit them together as if

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The old age of Singapore was terrible as it was during the war.The Japanese Occupation destroyed Singapore until Japanese surrendered to the British.

My day started like any other day. I woke up to the sound of a crying baby, a yelling mother, and drenched in sweat due to no air conditioning. However, little did I know

Ritz bits are amazing. I especially love the peanut butter flavored ones.