The short one sat at the table with her bible. The tall one arrived. She was so much hotter than the short one. But the short one was her spiritual adviser. They hugged, and then

He went to the foley stage. It was the last line he had to record for Rocky III. The director told Stallone, "This is where Clubber Lang hits you-" Stallone put his hand up, then

Remembering old time, I said, "Bad will be avenge by bad..." Still counting the day for the time to come... Or... perhaps...

He sat there, having been done with his business for a few minutes. The baby was crying in the hall and he needed to get to that, but damnit, this was his quality time. Being alone

Three steps out the door and she heard the click. It was a hair thin trip wire and her foot had broken it. A series of spring loaded gears fell into place, connecting two electric

Her smiled infected her mother as she ran to hug her. It seemed like forever since she'd been held, & her mother held her the best. Why had it taken her so long to live to the end?

DeLorean. Phone booth. Hot tub... those have all been done before. I was determined to create a time machine to trump all others.

"If I wanted a lemur I would have asked for a lemur..." he exploded, exasperated. The young girl took a step back from the counter. "Oh alright, you said he could be fitted with

Sirens wailed. INTRUDER ALERT flashed on the console. 'But that's impossible!' huffed the technician, 'I sorted out the glitch.' Then the portal door slid open, revealing

Everyone you did it. You should

I saw it. Yeah, they said it didn't exist. But it did. I smelled it at first, deep in the Amazon.The rare Obese Purple Toothache. Obviously it smelled like rotting teeth. A dentist

She twirled her chesnut curls around her fingers, her vintage flower print dress swishing past her swedish sofa, her japanese cat clock chiming in her ears. Her young face smiled.

"Something smells gross," she said, flitting her hand in front of her nose. He said, "That's my sausage." His sausage had been stinky because

Suddenly I snapped out of my haze and had the acute revelation that I needed to get out of there. I gathered up Jenn and carried her to the passenger side of my car and opened the

Let me first apologize for lying to you. I don’t just go off and lie for the fun of it, but sometimes things get better with age. Wine. Cheese. The truth.

Hi my name is Hubert, and I will be your pilot this afternoon. We have Natasha in the cabin to tend to your needs. This is no ordinary flight ladies and gentlement. We have lots

And Superman grabbed Lois and they kissed. Then he said, "You know we can never have sex because when I ejaculate, the yellow sun gives my kiegel muscles super strength and

The photon lazier is a bit different from the photon lazer-- similar, but about like celery and carrots floating in the same stew bound for the gut and eventually the city pipes.

Kenny Rogers and Hammerstein. I don't like show tunes but they do the "gambler" to "some enchanted evening" really out there.

Battle stations came the cold hard command over the shipboard communicator. We were finally going to test the newest starship in actual battle. The classified phoneme cannon was