"Hey Hobbes I found a machine gun!" Calvin exclaimed.

Human Flesh.

The Nomads charged ahead in their bulldozers. Better to teach The Settlers about the perils of home ownership before it was too late. They plowed through the cottage of an elderly

A shortnecked giraffe, a spotless leopard, and a human with no opposable thumbs walk into a casino. They sit down for a round of Black Jackal. The dealer, a Cheetah

He decided not to answer his phone. "Fuck it." He was going to let the goddamn chips fall where they may. Why should he care, he was going to die anyway. Hell, they were all goin

Pete had been turned into a sparrow by an evil witch at the center of the Gargoyle Maze. That was 10 years ago. He's still a sparrow. He dive bombs kids on the way to school

But were there rules? If there were rules who set them? Some of the stories got better when no one followed any rules. Some of the stories got better when the rules were followed.

She was radiant. With a scoop neck tee, gold cross around her neck, and her hair in an updo like that all I could think about was

Jungle Jack Mahoney was to take charge of the expedition, and knew that the only way he could retrieve the Golden Idol of Mizrethia and escape the booby trapped pyramid was to

I opened my eyes, dazed. My head pounded. A cop was looking at me, clearly annoyed. "Sir? License and registration. Now." I had no idea who or where I was. I opened the glove box

The dim lights in the room makes everything feel slightly more tragic. I'm secretly hoping things aren't really as bad as they seem. Honesty is best but often times the truth hurts

The dark blue curtains parted and a voice off stage said "In the beginning was the word..." "I knew it!" yelled a humanities major in the audience. An irate science major threw

Stop it. Just.... stop it.

once upon a time

I was pretty pathetic, I never read stories I didn't help write. I vainly just focused on my own. Because of this, I began to lack in forming original ideas. So I decided to

Once upon a time there was a girl named Jo. She liked to teach but she got frustrated with stuff at times. I wish she would be nicer to me. What a mean mean cat!

I gasped as I pushed back from my last rep, sweating and panting, my body slumped against the weight machine. Was this wrong? Why was a ghost like me so interested in bodybuilding?

He fell in love with her smile. The lines of crooked teeth like a miniature stonehenge begged for his orthodontic prowess.

...and that's how it happened." He drew another drag on his unfiltered and looked up into the detectives face. Manatee slammed the table. "Tell me how it began."

Within a few weeks, a new religion had been born via Facebook and Twitter, with a billion adherents. "We're not here to control other people or set things on fire, we're here to