"So what I'm saying is the dinosaurs were just too big for the ark, see? So they all became extinguished. - it was thirty cubits high. That's your cretaceous boundary right there.

The first thing I notice about him isn’t his charcoal smudged hands, or his long black mess of hair, but his piercing green eyes. They’re brilliant, and I am completely entranced.

The situation of the situation has always been situated in such a situation to situate situations based off of lies and factors based off of the situations that were relevant to

Grandmas cherry pies are delicious. It makes your mouth water with its looks. It makes your tummy grumble with its fresh smell. It will always want another piece. It makes your

There is a cold place I grew up in. Far to the North this creepy town sits

His bags were packed, his wallet was in his pocket, the taxi was outside, but something was missing. Something very important was missing. He runs back into the house and

"Father, I have smashed pumpkins that were not mine to smash."

Suddenly the door opened and everyone screamed. They never expected to see

It only took four days to make it to the top of the valley. Although we had very little supplies, we were confident that this journey wouldn't be in vain.

I like pizza, but only when my mom sits on the couch with Nicki Minaj.

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Once upon a time there were two adorable children who were homeschooled by a fabulous lady. There was a frog who ate cheese.The cheese of the mountain which was so good.

As the cold wind blew one night, something mysterious started to happen. The trees took on a different shape, the wind became thick with a slimy mist, and

When you wait for the cable guy you get bored. When you get bored, you experiment by placing the toaster in the microwave. When you microwave a toaster

In the beginning there was the word. And the word was 'good'

Greetings I am representing relatives of esteemed Nigerian Cmr. Sumagai Wayautinspais. He is trapped on abandoned Soyuz Space station from Soviet time.He cannot return without your

I remembered last night. She was sexy, gorgeous, and she really knew how to do it right. I started to get up when pain erupted from my stomach. I looked down and saw my missing

Alright so how hard could this be right? You simply just mix the milk in the flour. But...

Tesla took another swig absinthe. One more twist of the brass screw, and his Earthquake Machine would be complete. There was a knock on the door, "Maid service!"

To outsiders, Johnny Manziel appears callow.