He woke up slightly groggy. Must have been some party last night. In his haze he noticed there was a red string tied to his big toe.

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The blue minotaur was back, and this time peddling his new book. "Iron Will wants YOU to buy 'Bovinetics', the astounding new almanac that can prepare anypony for the future!"

Annual surveys to determine presence/absence and quantify reproductive success of southern reticulated warthogs will commence tomorrow morning at 0600. I expect that you will

There's nothing I can't do. There's nothing I can't do. There's nothing I can't do. Whew. OK. Whew. Whew. Here goes

Frank was a bald banker. Frankly, he thought, he couldn't give a damn about the economy. He wasn't married. He didn't even have a cat. But by jove, he had money. The thing was

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune cookie must be in want of a

He flew into a passive-aggressive rage and

She drifted away, on a warm Summer day, like veils twirling, shadows sterling, both the waves and sky; watched her disappear; growing distant more and less near, said goodbye.

The Soup Dragon was tending the soup wells of the rocky moon she lived on. The star that heated her home was very far away and the bubbling soup was the only warmth she'd felt for

Chapter 53. Dear Reader, I assure you that we have nearly reached the beginning of my story - which is to say, the night of my birth - but that cannot be properly understood unless

Before the cranial lobotomy, I was deeply depressed--manic. . .to the point of suicide. . .but, thanks to the handy work of Dr. Demented, and the staff at Psycho No More, I am

She was reminded of when she used to take her lunch hour in the form of a nap in a hidden corner on the cold linoleum floor in the Cold Room. Outside it was 110° and she wished she

"Okay Ryan," Martha started exasperated, "So what you're telling me is; you're gay, an angry midget wants to kill you, and you have an ancient relic from god knows where. Why?"

This is a story about a sheep called Lola, she is white but she has a funny brown spot on her left eye.

Emilia knelt at the church. "Oh Christ! Save me from my sins!" she cried. "I took one too many free samples at the meatball shop and now I'm banned!" "Hmm. That is pretty serious.

Felicity spat in her creators face. She promised herself that this first betrayal would be the last. But promises were meant to be broken.

"The right hand didn't know what the left was doing!", Inspector Wojkowczski said as he sifted through the evidence submitted by Det. Manatee. Det. Manatee looked at the evidence.

On May 12, 2015, at 3:02 PM, Andrik Perrone was starching and ironing his shirts to prep for a new job. Then he started to think that it had been 3:02 for quite some time. He went

"To be a sandwich, or not to be a sandwich. That is the question."