He stumbled over the plastic container and mumbled a curse. His years in architecture couldn’t have prepared him for the extempore solutions he encountered as he was trying to bal

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Kneeling among the sea of bodies littering the coast, my gaze drifted once more to the stars. How did it end like this? "I just wanted to see the planetarium." It had all seemed so

There was once a ghost. The ghost's name was Dennis. This ghost was highly curious, living in his barrel on the sidewalk. One day he saw a fedora-wearing squirrel and decided to

When Nostri-Prime Xtreme went to market, he waited then sold his stocks at the crest and paid off the teenage physicists who helped retrofit his Airstream Bambi for space travel.

I saw it, once. It haunts me in my sleep. The teeth, the claws..But most especially, the stench.

"Who's the guy who invented work? I oughta punch him in the butt." Our anti-hero slurred angrily as he tripped out of bed.

max was drunk,he shouted "reginea ! reginea!" .In the darkness he was searched for his wife he.He tripped over ...

"Can't you guys see? Life is not about nachos, but instead about what you put on the nachos you are given." This simple statement opened my eyes and changed my life forever. If I

The Hippie-ish Hick swallowed his pisswater beer and smiled, "Life is a flat circle."

Believe in yourself right from the start! Do not dog yourself out because that just makes it worse on little old you! Be encouraged.

I watch TV and hear the click-click-click of our whippet's nails as she patrols between kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, and living room and back again. Then the clicking stopped.

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When Frankie drew a picture of a little red train, and said when he grew up, he wanted to be an engineer who drove trains backwards, his mother smiled but inwardly rolled her eyes

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kaydee the ninja started to run the pizza parlor his children, 7 foster, 3 adopted, 6 born, 4 guirdaned and 4 animals aka pet puppies. he was ninja pizza man, saving the world!

Ug was tired of being the scapegoat for bad hunt magic & promised Thag two bear skins & a nearly new flint arrow head to kill the Shaman. "Thag gonna tell Shaman if you don't give

As I stepped out my door into the bright sunlight I couldn't believe what I saw. There it was laying in the dirt next to my garage, it was massive, it was as big as a car.

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