Alicia cringed in her bed... she was still sore from the pain she had endured on the previous day. Not sure what to do, she lay in bed thinking about how yesterday, she got hurt by

I've noticed something about myself. The longer I play FoldingStory the more disgusting I become. What started off as a literary adventure has become little more than a

As I walked through the house wearing nothing but a jersey and slippers

I am the most worthless piece of shit ever to walk this earth. I don't deserve peoples time. I don't deserve help, so I'll just lay here, slicing my skin with rusty blades. I panic

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Will suave young Chad, Erica's personal trainer convince her to murder her decrepit wheelchair bound billionare husband? WillTiffany undergo plastic surgery to look like her

Once Upon a Time, Dale murdered his sister for not giving him the limited edition Barbie doll he wanted. Dale was arrested by the cops when all of a sudden the cop pulled out his..

Well, what did you think would happen if you just took a bunch of strangers and let them write whatever they want to each other. All willy nilly with no direction or consequences?

Fiddle faddle fuddle mud pie. If a puddle can muddle then why can't I?

Brothers Neil and Lance both grew up dreaming of going to the moon. Lance thought to get to the moon he'd have to get really high. Neil approached the challenge with a

"Flouron is a naturally occurring element, and a Halogen Gas. When Flouron gives up ___ electrons it is capable of bonding to Oxygen to make an element found in toothpaste called,

Mira fell on her back, so I reached out. "You look like you could use a hand," I said. She held on and I pulled. Moment of truth... uh-oh. I couldn't lift her. My shoulder popped

He doffed his top hat to the ladies and made it across the busy intersection. He put on his lemon-colored gloves and took out his cane in a swinging arc. What a perfect day!

From jail, Lance Armstrong tweeted daily that crop circles were alien messages about the dangers of GMO corn. Determined to save Earth upon his release, he rode his bike to Iowa

It was the last night of The Silver Gulch Casino. Peter DeMarco crooned the old standards in the smoke-filled lounge. Only five people looked up from their shrimp cocktails. "Hey."

My psychiatrist told me that my friend Simon is a schizo. I think I need to stop talking to him, wouldnt want to become one too. But he always appears out of nowhere.

Superman stomped in. Grizzled. Unshaved. He grabbed the Johnny Walker from the bartender. No protest. He slugged back a shot. Then flicked beer nuts at hypersonic speed just to

As a lil' corporate shill, I dreamed up ways to slip pro-Doritos messages into my oral report on "Lazy B". I tried, "Sandra grew up on a Cool Ranch," but Susie sniffed it out and

In the spring of 1912 Holmes' constitution had deteriorated to such a degree, his drug dealer feared he might die. I insisted we R and R, booking us passage aboard the RMS Titanic.

"Stop that. Stop that right now." Billybob, the meek policeman, squeaked at the thief. "Oh, OK." the criminal replied, ashamed of his bad behavior. Billybob was a legend among cops