I am a wretched man, a deplorable man, a humorous man, a regrettable man. My brain is alive and has a disease. It goes out at night and I follow, in the shadows. The others I avoid

"It looks very much like a species of desert rat, Pareidolia phantosia, sighted near an oasis in the mid Sahara. We've discovered mars rocks in the same area" said cryptobiologist,

Go fly a kite!

"Hello. Clifford Naileyes, pro botanist, at your service, Madam." Madam Curry kissed him warmly and pled, "Oh Clifford, come quickly. The genus of my venus flytraps eludes me."

I carefully carried the moonbeams home in my bra. After a night out swinging on a star I found the moonbeam in a jar. I considered feeding the moonbeams to my fish but

I'm anti matter.

Skippy the hippie from Mississippi was flippy for some fruit dippy, So he said Yippee! and ate some cold fruit dippy and then he got cold and a little nippy.

She was dazzled when she looked up. She had finally returned to Foldtopia, and oh, how it had changed. The Foldtopians had many new stories, and many of her own were now finished,

My uncle sat back in the chair and laughed. "...Reminds me of the time there was a mixup in the toy factory and one of the homemade movies made at the North Pole was sent out to

Now, now Cindy. Please keep your helmet on. The world is full of opportunity for head trauma. When you graduate from college we'll glue a board and tassle to it and

"Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -". The dwarves stopped singing as one, realizing that Bilbo stood in the kitchen doorway, his arms

The human race, to which so many of my readers belong, has been playing at children's games from the beginning, and will probably do it till the end which is nigh. Much nigher than

In the far corner of the boxing ring stood the defending heavyweight champion, Oprah. Her entourage of overweight middle aged woman chanted her name and jeered at the challenger

I had a dog once...................... He didnt seem to be interested in my peanut coverd body. So i killed him and started on myself

King Richard Simmons set off to the holy lands. Finally, after years of battle he alone would the liege that

I figured I'd take this guidance counselor meeting seriously for once. I wanted a job that maximized money/effort. I didn't care about fame, integrity, or "happiness". I want money

Maybe it's just me, but do any of you write something in FoldingStory & then weeks go by before what you wrote pops up again & you think, "Did I really write that? That's so weird

I stood staring at the pile of warm, freshly dried laundy. Won't anybody FOLD with me?

The terrorists who kidnapped Mayor McCheese say they'll release his nuclear launch codes if we do not release all political prisoners, including the Hamburglar, by a deadline of

In a world...