Dmitry slumped in a jail cell with no cat litter reckoned he was down to his last life & recalled how he started his life of petty crime smuggling weed to convicts in his cat colla

She untangled her hair and found a hunk of doodie in it.

Brad opened his store for monkey fetishists in the back of his 7-11, but quickly his inventory became about forty percent Davy Jones memorabilia. It became difficult to hide

So they ran Hamlet again at the school. Joey hated Hamlet. What a little weird turd Hamlet was. The English teacher said this was literature, but Joey knew it wasn't. When

The wires in the wall sparked, igniting the leaking gas pipes nearby. The fire travelled through the gas pipes within seconds, spreading through most of the house, exsploding along

It was a miracle. Ninja Pope, scooped from the volcano by God's own hand, awoke, alive & smoldering on the slope of Devil's Mountain. Flying nuns circled over him in the red sky.

'Twas no more than a handful of beans off the pre-agreed upon cargo, but Balthazar was not a man to be hoodwinked in any capacity. Glen's blood was pooling outwards from where he

Doug'ys Dad done died doin' Doris Dilkins during Demsicola's Derby Days.

What of the toad?

Kitten looks out of the window at the rain sluicing down in droplets across the lush verdant and thinks of nothing but murder all day.

Ryan, come over here and look at the screen... It's the damnedest thing... I delete this piece here... and *poof!* Delaware's gone.

Swino drunk 18 cans of beer, fought a cow & passed out drunk under a tree. Tragically he was killed in a car accident less than a month after his rampage. What does this say about

Jim drove a red car,an Impala reflecting the sun as a mirror covered in blood.Through the desert,he drove for 3 days and 3 nights and by the night of the 4th day he just couldn't

Dr. Crotchieghrasper was proud of his gallstone collection. He had amassed an impressive collection of specimens displayed in the reception. Of them all the one that looked lik

A test story goes right here!

I had the name for a bit but then it changed all of the sudden when the woman walked through the door.

I open the door. You can't because it is blocked by a chest. I open the chest. You can't because it is locked. I use my lock pick. You can't because of the dragon. WHO SAID ANYTHIN

~Finish the song ~ ♫ Down by the riva! 45 years ago. Was a terrible murder. Of a little girl. Her captures had no sympathy. As they bond her to a stump. She yelled and wailed and

She has 40-watt-a-pointing-you-know-what's. She has hung lips and thinks that cotton probably shouldn't be

Mi vida da vuelta en el arte, especialmente la poesia y el dibujo, soy buena narrando y actuando. Toco guitarra y a veces canto. Soy apasionada, inteligente y sensible.