The Nose Troll attaches itself to noses by using its mouth as suction. The Nose Troll is a harmless creature that

Theodore was not your average fellow. his expression was stern at all times, in a fashion that some referred to as "resting-asshole face." He could only trudge through life with a

The Spanish Treasury vessel took a shortcut through pirate-infested waters. "I hope pirates have no interest in outdated currency, cuz we have picayunes up the wazoo." Capt. Black

I swam through murky water with trout darting past & surfaced when I became entangled in some plants. Stan smiled broadly. "Great huh? I call it HYDRAPO for Hydroponic Aquaculture

La participación política ....una responsabilidad de quién? Había una vez un ciudadano a quién muy poco le interesaba participar.....

Para las elecciones, la publicidad partidaria en medios audiovisuales es gratuitas y asignada por la Direccion Nacional Electoral. Pero en los medios radiales poco se escucha.

I had a literary license .... to kill!

The cat had to get to the potato. It was the only way to advance the plot of the story.

Bow before Mr. Tomato, for He has arrived. "Yoohoo, my first story! ............ hmmm,: cough cough: now what?"

We were young and out of touch with the things we're gonna hate so much, in time.

He slowly climbed the library ladder and wheeled it across the rows of books. The collector wanted the first-printing with the emerald end pages. Very rare indeed.

I'm sitting in the Rose & Crown. It's busy so I've got time to sneak in a fold. Oh no... Josh from work has spotted me & he's coming over. Will I have time to finish or will Josh

The Frisboids, a race of giant sentient frisbees, decended from the saucer & slowly approached Central Park. The Municipal Frisbee Dog Corp. had trained for this moment.

I woke up with my knees against the seat in front of me. My head was splitting, and there was a very bad smell that seemed to overpower me. I could not remember where I was, and

In the shadow of a crumbling mansion, an old woman whispered her secret to a man clad in a cloak of silver feathers. His face expressed utter

She gave me that stare. The one where she knows that she's in control. The one where I become completely vulnerable. The one where I give up on protesting. She'll get it anyway.

"What a tewwible waxident!" sighed the Inspector, shaking his head, as the liquified remains of a million candles lapped around his fastidiously polished brogues.

It's the night before Christmas and all trough the house Granny farts tweet like the tinniest mouse. Granny waddles along on her way nowhere she lost glasses and can't find her

We dove off the coast of Šventoji. The nets had pulled up small chunks of amber. Sonar indicated a dome shaped structure. The Princess Jūratės palace of amber was within my grasp!

his eyes came into to focus. He had a hard night bartending and now someone was poking his nose. "Choclate pancakes, Now!" The 3-year old in Spiderman PJs hopped on the bed.