Sarge looked like a darker, stockier, older, Korean version of me. His black hair flecked with white and his tan, wrinkled face covered with stubble; Sarge walked with a limp from

Moo said the cow when the sun started to come up. When I hear the cow in my sleep I wake up and

His cousin had chimpanzee-laughed right in his face. Well that wasn't going to stop him from inventing a perpetual motion machine. People had laughed at Einstein when he

All I did was look into his eyes and he knew just what I meant.Too bad he was a product of my imagination cause the man on my bed didn't know me at all.I was done wasting time on

The colors of sunset filled the sky as Angie drove her car out and onto the freeway. After 30 years of marriage she'd had enough. She had drugged Ed's donut filling. He lay dying

Every morning, Pamela paused on her way to the bus stop to look at the flowers beginning to come up through the layer of mulch and garbage along the edge of the park. Spring is

So there I was, sitting in a dimly lit room with my hands cuffed behind a chair. They finally got me. The voice of Detective Leonard McGee could be heard from the intercom system -

She had come to the door and said, "Hi neighbor." In his mind he thought, "Drop dead loud mouth." But what he said was, "Hi." Then she handed him the sympathy card. He opened

The darkness wrapped around his shoulders as he stalked down the gloomy path. "I need to get out of this genre," he whimpered to himself.

She screamed into the wind, "I have always loved you, Mike, and I always will! Why have you been taken from me?" as if in reply, a sparrow sang out a sorrowful note of pity.

My fingers wandered dangerously close to her lips, stopping long enough on the way to brush through her brown hair. She embraced it, and gazed deeply into my eyes like a doll would

Too many hours online had begun to take their toll on him. His obsessive gazing of 4chan & internet memes had reduced his once vast vocabulary to that of a LOLcat. "Ohai!" he said,

"I was always good at starting fires!" Bobby said proudly, backing away from his latest endeavor.

Kari loved cotton candy. She would frequent carnivals just to

"What ... the ... fuck? Totally stink in here, dude," Brian said, holding his nose. We opened the closet, and Adrian's body tumbled out, wrapped head to toe in plastic.

Kinky sexual innuendo, scatology, illiteration , a few puns, incongruent TV references, zombies and shamwows:This folding story would have it all, or so I thought...

Hello, Today I will be talking about China, china is a very big country and there is a lot to say about it but what I would like to focus on today is the civilization. So let's go!

I had no reason to disbelieve the Kings of Leon, but I had to know- was the sex REALLY "on fire"? To get to the bottom of this conundrum, I called up my good friend

"Hammer, if I don't begin and end every sentence with the word hammer, the device attached to my heart will explode hammer" said Bobby Skids, telemarketer. With a deep breath, he

She looked at me with amorous eyes. She breathed heavily, covered in sweat and drool as if struggling to exist. But her glare had more strength than 20 men. Her stomach gurgled...