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Once apon a time, there was a purple transvestite chicken named Derik. There were some very unique things about Derik. Not only could she morph into anything she wanted, she could
Finished
2017-05-28 01:36:47
Took
4 years, 133 days, 12 hours, 43 minutes, 16 seconds
44
"Yeah, Suri, she's our baby." No Tom, you're not fit to be a parent. You're a terrible human being. You're a whacked out, insecure shrimp scientologist. And I'll tell you what Tom,
Finished
2017-05-28 00:32:16
Took
5 years, 70 days, 3 hours, 29 minutes, 56 seconds
29
Yup...it's that time of year again. The 30th Annual Lowcountry Oyster Festival is one of the world's largest foodie events. But there are some, uh, "implications" to eating oysters
Finished
2017-05-27 17:01:44
Took
4 years, 124 days, 4 hours, 31 minutes, 47 seconds
32
The tirade of all the athletes occurred during transgressions of inter-disparity amongst those which applaud. Now in possession of self worth, my dream of
Finished
2017-05-27 16:54:38
Took
3 years, 99 days, 18 hours, 59 minutes, 28 seconds
46
The disturbing truth is not that we discovered wormholes in the fabric of spacetime, it's that they're created by a worm. It's segments span the universe and its eating
Finished
2017-05-27 13:55:52
Took
3 years, 56 days, 18 hours, 56 minutes, 33 seconds
41
A stoat, a parrot and a dog with a vest of fissile plutonium walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The stoat ordered a dry martini, shaken, not stirred; the parrot, a Zombie; and
Finished
2017-05-27 11:32:03
Took
4 years, 100 days, 15 hours, 58 minutes, 25 seconds
29
My name is Katrina, and I'm destined to be a criminal. I was born and raised by criminals, and am the average screw-up. I'm fourteen and am already running from the law.
Finished
2017-05-27 09:43:42
Took
4 years, 98 days, 22 hours, 18 minutes, 37 seconds
19
What do you fear? Heights? Spiders? Loved ones dying? Loneliness? Well, I don't fear any of that anymore. I can't fear it, because it's already happened. When we lived in Colorado,
Finished
2017-05-27 06:19:49
Took
4 years, 111 days, 15 hours, 58 minutes, 39 seconds
51
I stood up. Then I lay down. I put my arms tight against my side...and started rolling. I rolled right out Paddywack's door, down the street, down the hill and finally home.
Finished
2017-05-26 12:05:32
Took
4 years, 108 days, 22 hours, 2 minutes, 30 seconds
29
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish I'd sailed the darkened seas on a great big clipper ship going from this land here to that, in a sailor's suit and cap.
Finished
2017-05-25 15:32:57
Took
3 years, 204 days, 5 hours, 34 minutes, 28 seconds
44
"Las Palabras Completas" only contained 17 words, but it was Albucon's gift to the world. The selection, the sequence, the texture and scent of the paper, the impress of the type -
Finished
2017-05-25 15:14:55
Took
5 years, 79 days, 17 hours, 24 minutes, 53 seconds
41
The priest asked if anyone opposed the marriage, they should speak now or forever hold their peace. Then the priest himself cleared his throat and said, "actually, I oppose this
Finished
2017-05-25 13:24:46
Took
5 years, 101 days, 21 hours, 16 minutes, 49 seconds
45
Although he considered it to be a form of right livelihood, Snuffy the Inhaler felt he needed a break from being stuck into Greg's nostrils. So, after learning mesmerism from a
Finished
2017-05-25 13:16:58
Took
5 years, 72 days, 15 hours, 51 minutes, 43 seconds
52
My pants lay across the bed. It was morning and the light was shining slowly through the blinds. It was 7:30, time for me to get ready and go to work. But today I didn't want to.
Finished
2017-05-25 13:03:48
Took
4 years, 272 days, 15 hours, 55 minutes, 20 seconds
35
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Johnny. He was a prodigy, but his talent was unusual. Johnny could identify any item you placed in front of his face by its smell.
Finished
2017-05-25 12:58:56
Took
4 years, 256 days, 15 hours, 24 minutes
40
DON'T PAY THE PIPER. It was the 23rd year after the 23rd month after the 23rd day after the 23rd hour that the infamous Pied Piper carried out his brutal murders with instruments.
Finished
2017-05-25 12:48:40
Took
4 years, 244 days, 23 hours, 46 minutes, 47 seconds
25
SOMOS CAMPEONES DE LIGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1
Finished
2017-05-24 22:58:39
Took
2 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes, 48 seconds
44
It was about half past three in the morning. I sat in a small diner watching cars drive by outside. I noticed one or two other people looking at me, no doubt enticed by my scars.
Finished
2017-05-24 22:50:57
Took
3 years, 41 days, 11 hours, 34 seconds
95
Give a hand to our researcher, Bob Simons, author of the Bestselling book: "Worlds Beyond Our Own FoldingStory" and "Why Our Lives are Weird and Disconnected, and other Answers"
Finished
2017-05-24 17:43:01
Took
1 year, 361 days, 2 hours, 42 minutes, 5 seconds
40
He looked up, puzzled, from the article on dirty politics in the Ukraine. "Nobbler?" What the hell was a "nobbler?" Maybe it was a kind of
Finished
2017-05-24 13:29:11
Took
3 years, 205 days, 7 hours, 18 minutes, 45 seconds
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