I decided my credo was to "Always pay it backwards." That means I steal the coffee from that guy behind me in line. And later, he will steal someone's happy meal, and so on...

I scream as shoop da woop says,"I'M A FIRE IN MY LAZOR" then terrified I

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Encyclopedia Brown questioned the Chef of the Golden Dugong on the decapitation of Head of the restaurant Feng Ruilang,while Det. Manatee tried lighting a soggy cigarette.Giving up

The Sheriff of Knottingham couldn't remember. He was having a senior moment. He looked around the forest and the others and said,

It was a cold dreary day and the only thing that kept him warm was the hoodie that had the smell of stale cigarettes. Fall leaves crunched below his feet as he ambled along.

The masked men stormed in, yelling, "This is a stick-up!" But the tellers of Tightwad Bank had been trained to fight back. They jumped over their desks and

I traded my all my baseball cards to Tommy for his pet Slug, Oliver. I'm starting to think I was ripped off. He doesn't move much. That little shit jipped me. I tried prodding

Subtle fluctuations in the timeline identified 153 Elm Lane, Scrutom, NJ, 1996, 12:53 pm as the exact time and place where

As I finished paying for my Doritos and other snacks, the smiling cashier handed me a miniature schnauzer. "Its Free Puppy Day! You get one with any purchase over twenty!"

The travelling merchant stopped outside the castle gates, "Can I interest you in our Jolly Products? Perhaps Your Majesty would like to sample my newest 'Royal Phat Beats' BBQ sauc

I squinted again into the deepening fog. The figure I thought had been making it's way toward me seemed to have disappeared but I couldn't be sure. I felt my hand along the rocks

They lay in bed. He said 'I'm going to make you the happiest person in the world!' 'Oh,' she said 'I'll miss you. When are you planning to leave?'

John and Frank sat at the bar chatting. "I can't believe how mad she got", Frank muttered. "She was working in the kitchen and I just got one little toenail in the

Sitting in class, wondering what to do, I decided to

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Cheswick Blighton would sometimes tune his radio to a certain frequency. His pineal gland would tingle, and he would engage in lively disputes with the Koi of nearby dimensions.

"There will be many, with whom, to compare your failings , but none to compare your successes, because of this fact, it will be hard to determine which is which." Then I left Kinko

The jolly codger walked down the cobblestones with a crowd of orphans surrounding him. "Now, whose wants to try for this shilling?" He held the coin high above his head. The urchin

After reading about how starving fruit flies and nematodes made them live longer, I decided to try extending the longevity of