Sitting in class, wondering what to do, I

Sitting in class, wondering what to do, I decided to

get on folding story and make up a lot of stories because im bored

plywood to be exact. Gepetto got the idea from 'This Old House.' I appreciate my durability but I am limited in my range of motion. I must talk to the gingerbread man about options

He referred me to a little book called "Flatland".I read the square's adventure & my limited range of motion didn't disturb me.I started a club for flat people with gingerbread man

as the bouncer. No need to rent a large space because the club only catered to flat people. Tin-tin, The Magic Mirror from snow white, the film character from AMC movie

that time forgot. Just want to remind you. Back to our story. The two-dimensional club was exclusive as it was secret, only visible when standing perpendicular. Spacing was clever.

The word "volume" was strictly forbidden by the Flatland snobs who frequented the joint, but the Cosmos were fantastic! Now you may wonder how cocktails are even possible given the

injunction against 'mixing' of drinks on health & safety grounds. Well I set up a plant that mixed cocktails BEFORE bottling & then gave them a new name. Bucks Fizz became Chumston

's claim to fame. The demand for Chumston's Bucks Fizz cocktail was so great, that I went international, opening five more plants to keep up with demand. Our motto was:

"Buck's Fizz and F*ck Bizz", making us particularly popular for the after work happy hour crowds. The question people ask me the most is "Who is Chumston?" to which I reply,