Here he comes now! The earth trembled with each step Bubba took as he approached the club. The bouncers moved respectfully away, while those who didn't know better stared at him.

Last night I came up with this awesome idea for a FoldingStory. It was funny, insightful, and had limitless direction. But then I forgot what it was. It was probably something like

After three days of silence, the cat said: "I'm tired of your condescending tone." I was shocked! No idea such resentment could build up over a sincere "kitty kitty." The awkward m

Beware of a petulant man with a vuvuzela

I have to do something about this flatulence - once cup of chili a week ago and I am still deadly. If this keeps up I'm never going to get a date. Hmmm, I wonder if Beano will

I looked at my watch. It wass one of those binary gadget things, so it took me while to figure out the time, but there were still a few hours left. Good. I crept carefully through

Ocne uopn a tmie, terhe was a mcaigal pacle werhe ervehtynig was mexid up in the mldide. Azmanilgy, tihs did not sotp ploepe form usternadnidg one aothenr... In fcat, it atluacly

Dr. Ira H. Nodles, pioneer in social media research on FoldingStory established the three Nodles laws: I. the top three folders start ⅓ of the stories and write ⅓ of the folds. II.

I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling, and as the fragments of my skull begin to fall, fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts. And we'll fly home.

In days of yore, if the Irish didn't like their king, they'd kill him, mutilate his nipples and throw him in a bog. Yes, you heard correctly re the nipples. What lesson is there

At the supermarket my mother handed me a bag of rambutans even though she was on a 'no rambutan' diet. I decided I wasn't going to be a party to her rule breaking so I

We buy it in bulk - from Fingerhut. You don't want to know what it is. Seriously.

Heal me! thrill me! Kill me! but Keep me coming back for more! Shine a light into my heart. Thrn bring me back to life with your radiant spark!

One sunny afternoon, I went jogging through the park filled with people. I was thinking to my self how pretty it was today when all of a sudden I tripped over a log and grabbed

Jojo the tiny squire sat on a velvet cushion in his substantial mansion surveying his enormous estate. He owned land in 3 counties & the daughters of the local gentry regarded him

Maid Marion decided that she was not a liberated woman after all. In fact, the recent feminist dialogue had deprived her of the choice of being a stay at home mom. So she went

I am Mother Nature, designer of all the things you see & all the things you are. For millions of years, Father Time & I have worked hand in hand to make the world a better place to

He burrowed further to acclimate himself with the wild creatures. They warned him that he was crossing a line. The "Meerkat Man" knew he had to one with these gentle beasts.

My wife sleeps with a plush panda under her head as a pillow and her feet up next to my head. They don't smell, but feeling her toes wiggle against my face is disconcerting.

Back in high school the smokers were called "grits" and most excelled in classes like "shop" where they tuned their cars, but Phil was different. He played D&D and built computers