To err is human; to forgive, divine...to drink is to be merry; to vomit, gross...to be in love is fantastic; to have sex, even better...these are just a few of my favorite proverbs

I am Graa. I am that which was before time. I residue in the murky depths, before consciousness. When your lids droop, i am there in the corners. I am waiting. And soon I will come

This is a test.

If I work hard this year, I will pass my exams. If I pass my exams...

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Once Upon a time there was a princess who lived in a tall castle

This is a story about a secret castle, where lives a little prince and many amazing animals, actually they are friends. You can take this story as a fairy tale, but it doesn't.

Quetzalcoatl, Czernobog and a sentient hamster named Myrtle walked into a bar on Tenerife. Quetzalcoatl ordered a Sex on the Beach, Czernobog a Jack and Coke, and Myrtle

There once was a prince who lived on a crowded island.

Something weird happened to me today. I was sitting at work when I noticed a doorway appear out of the corner of my eye, but when I turned to look at the doorway, it disappeared.

Something has happened. When I entered this room and stood before all these people I was going to announce the identity of the killer but now it is like I am inside my empty shell

Old Space Ranger Tuggie McGee, 203 years old, was on his deathbed, or more accurately, in his Reuse Tank. He said Rosebud & died knowing it was ok to not know Morse Code afterall.

She found him repulsive & lousy at foreplay, but Eve had no choice; Adam was the only man on Earth. He ravished her every full moon; she endured 8 miscarriages before Cain was born

He was young. Stayed that way.

Sipping tequila was her way of telling me that the night had only just begun. Walking over to her I spotted

"Coffee - and Irish it up for me," said the man in the bright blue jump suit. He didn't strike the waitress as

He grew up in Reading, Ohio, the second of 12 children in a working-class Catholic family. His father ran a tavern where

The halloween candy bucket still lay at his feet as he gazed over the array of corpses that lay in a pattern consistent with the general arc of his scream. Banshee? What did that

"Those stupid bastards," he half mumbled to himself. "What are they thinking?" He grabbed and put on his jacket and headed outside into the cold morning air.

When he graduated with his PhD from Stanford two years ago, he was set to join a team cataloguing endangered species and creating a DNA bank of plants, animals and