In the moonlight blood is no longer scarlet, pretending to be beautiful. It is as black as an abyss.

The coroner drops the brain onto the scale. Scribbles a note. "Well?" asks Det. Manatee, munching on a celery stick. The coroner shuts his notebook. "Erototoxin overdose." He takes

I am a third culture kid. There are always two sides to a story and there are some things you probably didn’t know about us third culture kids.

If i tell you why i have six toes on my left foot, then will you sleep with me, she asked my friends and I.

My name is Nicole Starmen I was at starbucks ordering my drink but realize I had left my wallet at home. I heard a huskey british voice that sounded like Harry Styles.

Allan: "Hey man, I told you not to eat my pizza" Rob: "I couldn't help it"

My name is Tess, and I'm an alien. Life can get weird like this, but I've learned to act normal, at least. Except that one time...

A goat-man ordered pizza and wanted double pepperoni with onions. "Can I make a special request for a fedora hat?", he said. The chief cook said he would put the hat on the box.

Mr Hall was walking to school one morning when the most amazing event happened!

There are in fact only seven planets. Uranus is a grand hoax created by NASA officials with sophomoric senses of humor. This had repercussions for astronauts who attempted to

Her eyes were distant as she gazed blankly at the city skyline from her position on the large oak branch.

The waiter left her spinach but took her fork, then her husband stole her knife and screamed at the shitty waiter that the knife was dirty.

"Hey!",I yell,waving."Hey!",he mimics,waving back.How irritating;standing in front of each other and waving.A guy appears behind him:"Dude,that's a mirror",I hear a voice in my ear

Figuring out the solution in no less than eight hours, Holland Pomphrey was the most inefficient SOB they had in their

The boy looked at the goat. "I can make it to the gate if I run," he thought. But the boy was forgetting rule number 9 from Spotnicks Updated and Revised Guide to Goat Encounters

Remember, remember, remember... (write it down, where's a pencil?) FIRST: Underwear. (and then) SECONDLY: Pants.

once upon a time, there lived a monster who lived in a toy shop. His name was Kevin, his job was to make sure the shop was not broken into at night

Do me a favor and hold this duck, I'll explain later. (Step, step, step, step, step, cah-click, wheeer, Kah-KLUNK!)

Seven places I wanted to go before the end of this short existence were, Mongolia, Basc, Cameroon, New Zealand, Greenland, Iceland, and, Antarctica. But it's ticking down the time

He walked in, brushed past others with their chairs partially pushed in and their coats hanging over the back of their chairs, and sat down. He noticed his