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"Some truffle hound this is" he thought digging below yet another tree. His uncle left him Rufus & his half brother Amos had inherited the estate. Then his shovel struck something

"Branton Solicitors". "Dad,I'm in a bit of trouble could you help me out?" "Reginald,is that you? Where are you!" "I'm in Fucking, Austria". "You watch your mouth son!" "I'm seriou

Hey. My name is Donovan. Well, I have a title now, but I still can't get the hang of it. Something about being called Blackblade just feels weird.

Gil prepared for every scenario. His airbags -- always deployed. His backup flashlight battery charger -- charged. His dying suit -- on at all times. But even Gil hadn’t foreseen

"Why not?" you said. "What could happen?" you said. "Aw, what the hell" I said. Now here we are. Facing certain death, most likely an excruciatingly painful demise, and yet

A chinese food based economy is a realistic and feasible system and here's how:

The end.

Arthur was surprised to see a new face at the Round Table. "Tonight I am pleased to have the company of King Arthur of Britain and several of his knights," said Charlie Rose. G

One time I forced a poop and this first attempt to "rush the kids in the pool" Ended with a "ahh Hnnn" POOT POOT schlllltPLOP wipe. This new found despotism of time now allows me

Gone were the days when a man could just grab the nearest concubine.

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago-having little or no money in my purse, I took a job at Starbucks. The manager, Mr. Ahab was obsessed by a customer he called the White Whale, who

A severed zombie head lay in the field next to him, moaning "brains' breathlessly to itself. To his right, a fiery jet of magma shot into the air, pooling in a small kitchen sink.

Have you ever twitched just as you're falling asleep? That's Them. Trying to get in. If you're strong you'll wake up a little and They go away. But if you're weak They enter and

At 11;47 am on a Tuesday, all the mimes in the world stopped in their tracks and began to migrate to New Zealand. Thousands drowned on the sea-leg of their journey, puddles of

Last night I found a picture from an old family photo album. It showed my family getting off the boat from Sweden to America 76 years ago, greeted by me. I was 13 when I found it.

Roger promised his mom that he'd stop swearing. But he still had the need to. So he started substituting "nice" words for the cuss words he loved so dearly. For example, when

The player with the least amount of respect goes first, draws one card from the pile, places it in the hand of the player to his/her left. That player then must roll the die.

So, it happened that Texas actually DID secede from the rest of the United States. To make up the deficit of states, Puerto Rico was made the new 50th, and we invaded Newfoundland

I do think the sex thoughts kind of compensate for my lack of connection to the physical realm, as my conscience mind spends a lot of time in the etheric and astral realms.