Sometimes when I am thirsty, I reach for a cold bottle of water. But, I only drink water that is fresh from the treatment facilities of New Jersey.

A third culture kid

Vaughn died tonight in his final go-kart crash. Distracted by the sinister eyes of Trump peering out from the massive billboard looming above the track, he pressed the accelerator

"Ok google whats the answer to question two on my test"

The sky above was a dark orange in color. I knew I wasn't on the Earth. I was on

We stepped warily into the first room of the dungeon, weapons and eyes gleaming in the sputtering torchlight, following the marching order we had planned on: in front, the fighter,

This is the beginning...

Läks kord õpilane Mari kooli

"Chah dude." said the surfer. His body glistened with sea water and he had that stupid look on his face. "That chick looks hot bruh." said the surfer to his friend. "Totally dude."

I heard her screams down the telephone line. Chainsaw justice, that's how they did it here. For what? All that barbarity for what?

One week, in the afternoon, a sandwich was eaten by me, and other sandwich was eaten by my father (Marc)

It has now been exactly four days since I started my cashew dust and garlic powder diet, and, to be perfectly honest, I feel great because I

The bushes ruffled in the darkness as I walked through the swamp. I could not see it's face, but just the silhouette of a massive being who had a donkey beside him.

When I started this one I was hoping to tell you a little something that I am about to make up as I type and listen to Joe Walsh and his wah wah. You did not see it but there was a

BREAKING NEWS: Santa is spotted doing the unthinkable- he is

Good Morning!

I was walking after school when, i saw a ghost rider in his sweater and he was drinking soda while watching the students getting bullied.

It was a dark and stormy night

Hear now, the tale of the Organ Thief, his back hunched and his fingers sleek, once was a proud tribal chief, now forced to steal every week; chewing on gum and roasted beef, the

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