You waited two hours for that bitch to show up. Two hours in a strange city, eating strange food in her strange apartment. You would think that when a woman says that she'll meet y

I stood over the children—tears in their eyes, chocolate longing in their hearts—and I laughed. I said to them, "I have eaten all the cake!" None could defy my power, so I moved on

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Welcome to The Land of Misery. All of your worst dreams will come out and haunt you forever!

His words hit me like a punch in the gut. I fell to the ground gasping. Who knew such a traitor would come into my life?

"Pick up food here"

IN the land of

I like Halloween There once was a crank that was very nice .It was Halloween night and when he trick or treated nobody gave him candy because he was to scary he He ate

The old lady stared at the flames blazing in the hearth. The Prophecy would be fulfilled. Now it was only a matter of days. She had waited for this moment, had longed for it

In the deepest darkest depths of the rugby changing room I was lacing up my boots in preparation for....

この世界のアニメは本物です。一人の男は、すべての確率に対して略です。この夏。それは戦うための時間です。

So you think that you have been to Hell? Well, buddy, I disagree. I spent 15 years in the NFL -- and no one took a beating like me.

If you ask me, the most nefarious type of pasta is

Stickman's parachute didn't open.

Hello my name is Emily. I like to go to

Walking down a hallway

It's a commonly held belief that imaginary friends cease to exist when their human creators grow up. However, that simply isn't the case...

Daily life in Burgograd was – to put it mildly – somewhat quotidian. Men would snap their newspapers in the dry sunny air of springtime as ladies checked their shapely legs and

The lobotomist stood next to his patient, saying "You're pregnant." Xenia was too sedated to feel anything and yawned. What was she doing here? Her mother scheduled the lobotomy

Oh I'm a spelunker crack & I'm ok.I climb in caves where night is day." "He's a spelunker crack & he's ok.He climbs in caves where night is day."I rappel down walls, pick stalagtit