All love stories are ghost stories.

This endless procrastination has to stop. Please make it stop!!

Cobra Commander found himself befriending a young boy. The boy was blind and didn't know who the Commander really was. In fact, he didn't need to wear his face shield around

The night that she finally lucidly dreamed was a strange one. After loading her mind with images of clouds, birds, and airplanes, hoping to fly, she fell asleep, only to be greeted

His right foot tapped rhythmically, as he stood reading a pressure points chart in the waiting room of Dr Woo's Chinese Herbal Medicine Clinic. Dr Who was a few minutes early for

Magnetic zeros stuck to my forehead as I considered all the time I'd wasted here. I tried getting back on my feet, but Edward would have none of it. I blew a dustbunny from my face

All your base are over 9000, so i did the Gangnam Shake Flop. I also herd u liek cheezeburgers, so u can haz 1, as long as you call me maybe on friday, 'cause everypony's lookin

"By hook or by crook, by crook or by flail, You must flood the Earth so that I can set sail," chanted a Mojave boy desperate for adventure. God loved a good deluge, so He obliged

In April 1914, Tony Russolo gave a concert of his Futurist music complete with the Intonarumori. His noise music caused a riot and the Intonarumori was allegedly destroyed. However

Rapunzel and her coiffeur decided she needed a new look ...and stairs.First things first,the carpenter came:Harrison Ford!Afraid there would be no more IndianaJone's movies,the job

Agnes clapped both potholder-clad hands to her ears. "Nonononononononononononononono!" Buster hesitated. "I guess then you don't want to?" He raised his eyebrows.

It was a Sunday afternoon in the park on the island at La Grande Grande Jatte when suddenly Georges Seurat understood the meaning of life. It was as if everything made sense.

ME llamo Javier y vivo en Madrid. Una cudad muy peligroa en estos tiempos...

1,2,3 de Oliveira 4.

She was ecstatic to see all these movie stars lined up at the Academy Awards. She'd waited since yesterday to get some great shots with her new camera. Just then, there was a tug

Yo Mr White! What should i do with those bodies? Gimme a call as soon as you can cos im almost out the blue stuff too. We need to get cookin yo!

"Behold," said the time traveller , "a visitor from the past!" as Edwin's furious Grandfather leapt forth. "You crazy bastard!" he screamed, "why do you keep trying to kill me?!"

I have never been as offended as the day I discovered that I lost followers on folding story. My self esteem was crushed more than the time I received the least amount of likes.

Rick was a bundle of organs with a name. As a "human," he'd reached the hightest plane of existence by having rights and a dead-end 9-to-5 job. Lesser animals would kill for Rick's

"There once was a cricket from Germany No other was he, but Jiminy! While looking for a puppet found Kermit the Muppet who said crickets go well with Marmalade" So I've never been