The mirror hummed to itself as Kevin D. shaved one nice spring morning. It was only a $20 medicine cabinet with a mirror door from Do-It Depot, but it had a very dark past. Kevin

For George, the rehearsal just felt... off. He approached the lead actress hesitantly. "Um, this is Les Miserables, right?" "Uh, no, dude. This is Miserable Lesbians." She looked a

Dammit! My husband, Jefforama, is beating me at FoldingStory! Sure, I have more points, but his average is higher. Why must everything in our marriage be a competition?! Jefforama

Anne met her boyfriend at Facebook.He was a friend of a friend of a friend whom she used to play a few games with.Virtual games.The kind of games children were not supposed to play

Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet & mouse goes squeek Cow goes moo Frog goes croak & the elephant goes toot Ducks say quack & fish go blub and the seal goes ow But there'

Bruce and Clark flew out to the west coast to have brunch with Godzilla. After some awkward pleasantries, Bruce confided, "We know what it's like to be alone in the world." The

Some people call me a space cowboy, some call me a dad or a bastard. Some people call me boss, some yell and say 'Hey ref!' I'm a worker, I'm a shirker, I'm a French fry berserker,

C'était une fois une petit fille qui voulait devenir une princesse...

I was going home, suddenly in front of me stood a vampire with sharp razor teeth. In vampire's eyes i could see laser shooting out towards me, i was rooted to the ground..

"Looks like a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time" Donald said to Quincy at the colourful scene where Lord Phillip was crushed by a falling crate of jellybeans

I was going to a drinks stall near my house to buy my favourite drinks. When, i got inside i saw a drunken man shouting loudly and throwing things at the people who are coming in..

I was jogging in the park.Street lamps were flicking brightly,when i was jogging i saw a alive skeleton walking towards me with blazing eyes and it was eating toasted sausage ....

Heart jumping out of my chest. she just asked me over for dinner. i was so happy. been able to go over to the girl of my dreams house. this was dreamy. i tell her ill be there at 6

Mom wanted the cat to stay in the basket on top of the fridge. She frantically searched for her roll of duct tape. That seemed like a good idea. But what about the stapler? The cat

"Thanks Frank, but I think we'll go with Kate's proposal this time." Frank screamed & pounded on the table. "No, mine! mine mine mine!" He tore up his meeting minutes, dropped

The door opened in the ancient Abbey. The highly respected figure did not appear. Instead, there was a collective gasp as Tony Blair Witch entered

Machinery. He'd pay for it if it didn't make his gut empty, and heart ache.

Dad was grilling steaks in our back yard when three mean-looking drones transited our airspace. I went to get my drone-blaster, but Dad stopped me. He nodded toward their goal:

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The postcard said: Meet me at the Bleeding Heart, Holborn. Don't wear a coat and bring the book with you - Dmitri.