"No no I don't think YOU understand" the ad guy said. "I don't want juicy" (he made air quotes). "I want a frikkin flash flood in my mouth! I don't want flavorful. I want a grenade

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!

"Oi! No! Get off! Stop it!" But it was too late. Luis Suarez had bitten the postman again.

He fell in love with her the moment she flicked her tongue out to capture the tiny bit of marshmallow clinging to the tip of his nose. "S'more?" she giggled. In the firelight, she

One hot summer day, a few friends and I decided to go to the swimming pool for the afternoon. We all thought it was a great idea since we had the whole afternoon free.

What will come of this monstrosity? Who will believe my terror? Maybe I eliminated the only believer. Gone. Like a thief in the night but I am the one who stole. Stole the belief.

When my wife & I moved to the SciFi town we weren't surprised to see everyone dressed as though they at Comic-Con. We were surprised half the town spoke Klingon & half spoke Na'vi

Ode to a prickly pair. O, those barbs the spite the base intentions of human folly. For is it the bitter fruit whose sting bites back as if to say, 'Ah the succulent spoil of lifes

Slus sported a hive-shaped bonnet. A trendsetter at heart, Slus strutted down the railroad tracks, gathering the attention of Philip Treacy, newly-hoboed milliner.

Politicians around the world proposed to build giant refrigerators that would blast cold air into the atmosphere however they were to be powered by coal power plants. Global warmin

A large proportion of society will keep paperclips in their desk top drawer. I like to do things differently when organising my office desk. I have a pig shaped paperclip dispenser

So i sat there, with ciaran young, and joe eller, eating chapstick, whilst sittin' on da toilet, AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT!

"Push...Puuuuuuuush!C'mon,push!It's almost there..." the sales girl in the shoe store said once she realized those boots were not fit Ane's feet.It was almost closing time,those bo

The scattered Postman was sniffing envelopes again. Jim hated that.

The presidential debate went silent. The politicians, the news anchors, the moderator were stunned. A man took the stage, his scornful mug swept everyone, it was Thomas Paine.

He crept down into the feared basement. He felt something... Or was it his imagination? What was that!? Shivers went down his spine as he turned and saw the most frightening thing:

"Congratulations" hissed Derek, acidly, as the door slammed behind the photocopier repair man. "Once again you demonstrate the diplomatic dexterity of Joachim Von Rippentrop."

Five out of ten women

as the baby elephant watched it's mother fall to the ground; in a panic it wondered what it could do to help her

Joseph dream that he would one day rule over his siblings and parents, but for the time being he had to be their slave. He was 13 after all, and what 13 year old doesn't feel like