"Never play with your butt-plug" Nathaniel's father had told him when he was small - and he'd always heeded the advice. Until one day, curiosity gaining the upper hand, he pulled t

Eleven years all told. Five for the trial and appeals. Four in maximum security. And two along Death Row. Every day all I thought about was my last meal. I'd have

My stubborn independence wasn't safe here. Reality hires too many impetuses of change to plot against me (stimuli, my ex, etc.). I curled up in a box with my cat, Li'l Schrödy, and

My cat made me follow her outside to spend the night in her world. She showed me where a puddle of water was and left me a nice lizard, but let me pick my own place to sleep. Th

Whenever Hildegaard asked about whether Leos and Librans were compatible, people would change the subject. She suspected a conspiracy.

"I'm a feather duster and I'm okay." "That's fantastic. Could you dust my house for me?" "NOT TODAY." The PETA activists had arrived, plucking the feathers and returning them to

I'm on a new diet. Yellows and oranges. Carrots, cheeses, crackers, oranges, bananas, squash, chicken, Cheetos, corn tortillas, Cheez-its. Pretty balanced actually. So far I've

"I cant believe it's raining!" It hadn't rained in Arrebal since the year 1963.

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Squawkers was Revvin' up the engine, listening to her howlin' roar. The metal was under tension, just beggin' him to touch and go. Squawkers hit the highway....to the Danger Zone.

Las personas entrarán en pánico porque querrán hablar con sus amigos y familia. Se sentirán extraños estar viviendo en una casa con compañeros de trabajo. El primer día será difíci

You can add more speaking to the task above by sitting half the students with their backs to the video screen. The partner of each person describes what is happening in the video (

"I used to battle my little brother with nerf swords & always won. Check this. I'll never join you! You killed my father!" "We're not offering you Luke, we're talking about Jabba

There are legends told among poultry, tales of terrible ancestors with gnashing teeth who lived in lush forests warmed by an ancient sun. In the end time a globe of fire plunged to

It was dawn, 10 years ago, when I realized I would never see her again. I knew I was fooling myself, it would never work. I mean, she wasn't even human, she was

Barraco Barner, Angie Lammercoegh & Vula D. Mierputarde met one another under most unlikely circumstances, and really they had very little in common with one important exception,

Delia had spent over 29 years on God's green earth before she realised what was lacking in her life. Fudger, her cat, wasn't an internet celebrity. There were no youtube videos

You know, not all folds have to be senseless with nothing remotely coherent. I wonder what would happen if the folds made sense and flowed like butter.

When I had nearly recovered, I found my way to the bridge, where Captain Nemo was navigating by organ music. He turned stiffly. "Ça va? The Fourier Transform doesn't always produce

'Ah help' aliens are trying to steal my brain . I shouted in my sleep. "hey stark ,what are you shouting about?" asked my friend. Stark woke up from his bed. He was shocked