I realized I might have been connecting the dots wrong, so I checked myself into the Bastille to stew in my paranoia. Luckily they had a dank, dark cell on the lowest level, where

"17 times a week! That's more than anyone can stand" The small puppet turned its head and looked longingly at the strings. " But maybe...."

"Just because I asked a friend about her, just because I spoke her name somewhere, just because I called her number by mistake today, she thinks I still care" she sang, showering.

As the professor walks in, he announces,"Good news everyone, I saw a asteroid heading directly for Earth and we all are going to die." Fry says franticly," Wait, I am only human

and then my dad said that we were going to Miami for the weekend and that's when I called Tiffany and found out that

I WAS IN CLASS AND I SUDDENLY HAD TO TAKE A

i was walkin down the stree when i saw 3 guys run out of a mans house and i

As i was sitting in class i was thinking about ...

I was is the dark forest. Sounds of terrified screams from both sides of me. I knew I had to run but I didn't know where to go. *Snap!* That's it, I'm finished. Oh God that's

As i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain i take a look at my wife and realize.........

I was sitting outside when a little green man started yelling, "Help!" I approached him and said, "With what?" he motioned to his spaceship and I went in. Our ship teleported to

Picard: The duty of every Starfleet officer is to the

With my mind's eye focused on the idea that an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually create a work of Shakespeare I set about assembling

I had let my dreadlocks be for years, so I cut them with great trepidation. But it was the morning of my Science Fair, and "Bacterial Analysis of Hair" was last-minute brilliance.

Hay un chico que vive en Guatemala. Se llama Antonio.

That song. She had heard it on the radio the day he left the mandala half finished. Now, he was near

It was early in our relationship but i felt we were both mature and could handle it without to much trouble. So I

Jane was sensible. She knew that living a structured life brought stability, and that comforted her. Every morning she

With a Fluff-a-Nutter sandwich in hand I decided it was time to

The BEATles. Not Beetles, B E A T les. They changed the name to incorporate something musical. Some kind of group of musical insects or something. Why some ass had to kill one