I couldn't believe my eyes! The last thing I expected to see when I looked out my window was that!

One day there was a guy, his name was Leo Verheij and he was always sitting behind his computer. He went to Youtube to look for music.

As I was heading into work, my mind started to drift from one topic to another. I wondered if I had left the coffee maker on? Was I teaching 9 English or 10 History first? When

Though short sighted Ornithorhynchusologist, Bill D. Mamon, sensed a rat & ducked into the nearest library cubicle changing into the web-footed costume of Capt. Platypus!

Slowly my vision blurred. The pills were kicking in and the blood began to gush from my arms. Was I really ready to die? I wasn't so sure anymore.

Months past everyone learnt Dick Cheney orchestrated 9/11, had a puppet for president & killed his enemies in convenient "accidents". Less power than he bargained for. Who cared?

It's time you knew the truth. I was kicked off the fire department 8 years ago. All those times I said I was putting out fires, I was really

But what the hell is he doing? I wonder.. By daylight you only ever see his shadow casted through the grimy windows.. By night the echoes filled the empty alley.. The pounding, the

It was late. Dale tucked in the prized members of his Beanie Babies collection and curled up on the floor. He wouldn't sleep in bed with them, not since the night he rolled onto

"I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV" said Dr. Mendacium. It was how he started his 1 hr infomercial "How to Confuse Others & Get Rich." By the end of the hour he'd hypnotised

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents... Strike that. It was a bright sunny day and the sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new...Doublestrike that

"Well I'll be damned" swore Mr. Fitzgerald, my high-school physics teacher. "There really are a multitude of angels dancing on the head of this pin."

"Atirei o pau no gato-to,mas o gato-to não morreu-reu-reu...".Beatrice listened to the other kids thinking what would the cat have done to deserve being targeted by a stick of wood

As President Obama waved at the cheering crowd, Mitt Romney's form seemed to bulge and melt. Suddenly, his face split open, revealing a toothed maw and six waving tentacles, aimed

"I love you." There was a heavily pregnant pause. The pause started having contractions as the receiver of this statement stuttered. "I, er," he coughed, searching for the

Having the reputation in college as "The Guy Who Eats A Lot Of Pizza" is not quite a feat, but it might be an accomplishment. My discarded crusts spilled over on my overdue work

"There's fold in them thar hills!" The whiskery stranger pointed west and scuttled away.

"Oh." She paused. Then, "I thought horticulture was the study of prostitutes." It was little moments like these that reminded me why I loved her so much.

I became suspicious that my schizophrenia had returned when I happened to glance in the bowl. Corn? I hadn't eaten corn in months. There was a hard knock at the door.

Once upon a time there was a 'Goldilocks' planet where everything was just right. Perfect. But some of the animals started to question things after a while. "Why