It was the day THEY came. No, not the zombies, though they were pretty bad. Nor the Aliens, but The White House is never gonna be the same. I'm talking about the Belibers.

The Great Gatsby stared across the water at the flashing green light. With a roar the Great Kraken (en route from Norway) entrapped Gatsby in a suckered tentacle and dragged him

A couple of months ago I was obducted by aliens, I'd been anal probed and forced to eat alien food.

"Unfortunately weak 3rd quarter sales mean we'll have to cut another 30 or so shifts." I laughed out loud, oblivious. Someone had just posted a zinger on FS.com. "Excuse me, Mr.

The dog seductively licked my toe. I've never been a subject of beastiality, but i liked it.

She lied too me about her adventures with this other girl. I felt jealous! I didn't speak to Holly for a few weeks.

He posed as a depressed woman in her 20s.

His armor clanked as Arthur fenced to get past the iron shield of her chastity belt. "The kingdom for a locksmith!" he cried. Master Bracegirdle was called to the Queens bedchamber

And so it came to pass that we had to kill our love because it was too beautiful to bear. Now, 6 months later, what is this? Regret? Intimacy is like a drug, that pulls you back

Palmistry demonstrated to me that the hand is the spider of the soul. What I ask you is the sole of the foot? I tell you verily after years of podiatric study your foot *snifff*

Fire poured like water over my wrist, my black robes furling and unfurling as rollicking flame caressed my skin with utmost tenderness, roiling and flying towards my enemy.

First, stand with legs wide apart and squat down as low as possible. 2nd, put the palms of your hands on the floor in front of you & stretch out your fingers. 3rd, squoosh forward

The thing is, it was pitch black. I couldn't see anything, except her eyes. I could see her eyes, shining like an ax's blade. They almost rang. But there was no light, so how

The young boy in the photograph was bundled up in clothes warm and disguising. Who was this young man and how did he get to this place? Peering at the picture,

Mrs. B. walked into the classroom holding a big brown box. She marched in and set it on her desk. "Who is brave enough to open it?" she asked. I walked over, opened the box and...

Cinderella was in her castle one day looking out over the river. Prince Charming came in and asked her what was wrong? She just smiled and and laughed at him. He had no idea what

Darth Alexejewitsch Vader arrived at the Mariyinsky palace in a litter carried by four storm troopers. He nodded to the assembled public. The Force was strong

The wedding was more "Yakety Sax" than "Here Comes the Bride" because

In the morning, i decided to go picnic with my friends to the beach. when, we got there we alighted from the car and we were shock to see a water dinosaur spitting poison

I was walking with heads down, at the side of the road, walking in the middle of no where. I was thirsty, my tongue was dried like the desert