After working, i decided to go home, when i came out of my office.Suddenly , the electricity in the office went off. i was shock to see the current went out,in front of me stood

as i was sleeping, i dream about soccer star named neymar which inspires me alot and also will i was dreaming , my brother bit my leg i shout and ........

I was walking along the street at around 10pm as I was returning home from my badminton class. Suddenly a van came towards me and some guys came out and hit me with a metal rod,

I sat alone in the crowed lunch room. Quietly judging the loud mouth talkers and the extra people who dance around like its recess. Ugh how i wish these people would just leave.

'If I could bring you back to life, I really would, I really would - Mama.' said Richard looking at the old, sepia-tinged photograph. The blood-stained knife was still in his hand

el sábado por la tarde, cuando

Easter and Errington Xmas 2011

Once upon a time there was a fairy princess who lived in the magical lolly pop forest with her mother, father and little fairy brother...

She drew the meat cleaver from the cabinet, and started dragging across the granite countertop. She looked at me crazily and said, "You should have never stolen my hot dog, it made

He was a hippie. She was a pirate. It was never going to work but they tried anyway. This is the story of the star-crossed lovers who swashbuckled pot brownies and

I wanted my Dog Daffy & I to grow old gracefully together so we attended Doga courses to reduce anxiety but when we retired Daffy became incontinent & had to wear Doggie Diapers

Bobbie took his beats with him. He dragged his street machine speaker box down fifth avenue and let it vibrate the shop windows. He wanted everyone to enjoy his good taste in music

One day in Costco, the shade of Constance Garnett broached the subject of Matthew Dostoevsky's choice of breakfast nourishment. "Uncle," she began, "there are oranges in aisle 14 a

A new mailman delivered my mail today. He said my previous mail man said I sounded like an owl.

When the big studios had successfully rebooted every franchise they could, there was no option left but to mash up successful films, their first endeavor being a mash of "Planet

They fired him after his presentation on impregnating toilet tissue with ghost pepper extract.

"Why take responsibility for my inaction when the universe is a video game and my player is AFK?" "Well, mister, tell your AFK player to take out the trash, or you're grounded."

Carp is bottom grazers. They feed on garbage which they get plenty of. Asian carp can weigh 100 lbs! When Uncle Doug hit on the idea to use twinkies (in their wrappers) as bait

Well the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio, so we decided to go on an adventure.

Mr Obsessive-Compulsive had just washed his car. He then drove his car to his mother's house. Along the way he crossed a bridge with a Pelican sitting on a street light. Splat!