The Great Wazoo strode through Walmart, his soulless black eyes narrowed as they scanned over the aisles. He was on an important mission: to find a pineapple.

I backed away slowly from the woman. She was really starting to freaking me out. Despite what pop songs will tell you, "Shut up and dance with me" is not an acceptable pick-up line

Once upon the a mid day dream, That is when this terrible act of betrayal took place, But not to fear this story has a secret plot twist near the end so keep reading.

I was the first person to know my brother was gay. He choose my 17th birthday to tell me. He didn't buy me a present, but this news was the best present I could ever receive.

I guess the ideas that shape our world, the human one, are like a tapestry, interwoven, building on threads of what came before. Some threads break but the fabric grows

The mighty, tall Dragon stood on top of the cliff, looking down at the puny mortal village that laid below the cliffside, burning and crumbling from the war that they had started.

"You can sleep in a comfy bear-shaped sleeping bag for as long as you like, but that will not save your planet or its residents. Your minds are undisciplined; your tech is equal to

A drunk man named Nikita its and a woman or space alien (it's hard to tell) named Tables head out to destroy the volcano God contracted by the secret Asian man named Mysterious Man

Pink Floyd

Nona and Squawker were bonding for the 12th year on the library roof. Employees noted all sorts of strange noises at 6am local time. So.e came to work early on purpose just to be

What is life without a little danger?

I am VERY mad at you! What we're you thinking when you

"Once," she begins, dark eyes buzzing with excitement, "he whom dies raises back from the death. Oh, no, not snarly, or frightening at all, but all flesh and bone."

"Gentlemen, and lady, I have assembled you to join my FoldingStory strike team." said Det.Manatee to the group. Dr.Moodle, Souperwoman, Jakob and the torso stared at Det.Manatee.

Me and my best friend decided to do some shopping before our holiday.

Once upon a time there was a little girl.

It's so cold in the office where I'm interning. I have to take a sweatshirt with me, even though the weather outside is scorching.

تجمّع الطلبة أمام مدخل كلّية الآداب في حرم الشداديّة الجامعي، و جلس الجميع لتدبير مكيدة ممتازة لا تشوبها شائبة لتأجيل محاضرات هذا اليوم. قدّم محمّد أوّل اقتراح، و هي خطّة جهنّمية.

أبحر البوم العتيق في عرض البحر، حاملاً الغاصة و الباحثين عن اللؤلؤ في قيادة النوخذة المتمرّس في ملاحة و دروب البحر. لمح أحد البحّارة في الأفق البعيد شيئاً غريب، و صرخ مناديا اصحابه

Look at this piece of wood! he thundered. And it threw a fleshly-cut tree trunk dangerously close to my feet. I stammered, drooping the ax. Umm, mister Ent... the story is not that