I dropped down onto my knees when I've finally discovered that he threw our history away and treated as if it never happened.

Last night I dreamt I returned to a fold I only vaguely remember ...

Many years ago, a man had a dream. This dream was ruined by a woman he met. Her existence in his life would've belonged in a love story, if it weren't for what she did to him...

"Happy New Year!" said the waif sloshing the champagne around and tipping his top hat. 2014 sat drunk in a corner leaning on his scythe "Just you wait..."

She had been 30 minutes late getting to school. She didn’t know what excuse she was going to use. She walked saw her teacher and said,

While most ghosts haunt the dark abysses of the night, mine was sipping chai at Starbucks.

Descriptive Writing

Once upon a time there was a nyan cat that farted rainbows which destroyed earth little by little and 1 day the president says "enough is enough, he has destroyed the white house".

I was having a pleasant dream when a sound like hammering woke me. After that, I can barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.

Hace muchos muchos años en un pueblo muy lejano de aquí vivía una chica extremamente guapa. Tenía mucho tiempo libre porque sus padres eran muy ricos y ella no tenía que trabajar.

Dear God, It's me, Steve Jobs. It has been 14 years since I faked my death and frankly,

Lance smeared smegma butter across Jill's English muffin. Then he sat back and admired his work. Oh, how he loved the ladies from London. That, and a good game of football.

Once upon a time a very independent woman decided that it was time to get to know a man to share her life with.

Yo

It was beautiful. There were bows of all colors and sizes. Bows and sock monkeys roamed the land as free as could be. it was spectacular. It was also just a dream.

As I hopped across the creek, I noticed a strange metal hatch in the ground. I cautiously approached it, and

The crystal clear blue sky shinned bright against the silver and gold sparkling Pacific Ocean water

Good-bye, mission control. Thanks for trying.

Behold!

Capt. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Chekov and Lt. Green entered the glade where Pooh and Piglet were trying to restart their bloody chainsaws. Spock held out his tricorder towards them.