It eludes definition just as it eludes itself;

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands . 'Now' , she asked Will , ' has your plane arrived yet ?'

It was good to be back. Ninja Pope surveyed Milan from his penthouse, chewing on his lit Cuban, a nasty habit picked up in Nicaragua, where he'd been hiding. To get back into shape

"I'm a feather duster and I'm okay." "That's fantastic. Could you dust my house for me?" "NOT TODAY." The PETA activists had arrived, plucking the feathers and returning them to

Jasmine smelled just like her name. I absorbed her scent and took a step into the cascading light of the furnace. "Jasmine, is it really you?" I've been waiting

"pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv " blathered the beat boxer. The dubstepper was not happy. "WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WOWOWOWOW" said

"A 24 hr bus ride to Tijuana Ricardo! What in Cojones are we gonna do all this time?" But Ricardo was prepared & pulled out one bottle of coke, one of tequilla and two plastic cups

"No, I'm serious, mom. I'm a meth addict." There was a long pause. "And so is

I counted the homemade meatballs in my homemade chilli sauce and froze. I was dealing with a prime number.

Frustrated that I cannot remember a simple word, I type 'that party thing stuffed with candy' into the search engine and facepalm when I see the results. A pinata! Of course! How c

PIMP MY BUS!

Oh I'm a spelunker crack & I'm ok.I climb in caves where night is day." "He's a spelunker crack & he's ok.He climbs in caves where night is day."I rappel down walls, pick stalagtit

The drain said, "Your soul dowwwwwwwwwn." Tim heard it. Did anyone else? Sharon was still asleep. He looked down into the drain. There was a bulging eye in the drain, looking

I don't question the ethical ramifications of things because I'm too distracted with my latest venture in combining Scribblenauts & FoldingStory. Each fold comes to life, resulting

An astronaut, a witch doctor and Suzanne Somers walked into a bar. "Ow" said Suzanne, as she had walked into a particularly pointy part of the bar. The astronaut held open the

After contracting alien hand syndrome I thought it'd be great for giving myself "the stranger". But then one day something happened that was not a no worries situation.

In the aphotic depths of the mind, the Negative Thoughts huddled together to plot a coup d'état. The most destructive ideas were generated by the Nay Sayers who were pessimistic

"Punishment run these in a high-school rallies." Tribec reads, the three contestants try to think of the Jeopardy question, Phil taps in, blurts out, "

It's a dreary Sunday afternoon, and Martha has been starring at a blank screen for two hours.

Patrick Pending usually kept his silence when this kind of thing came up, as this kind of thing often did in the course of time. But on this occasion, his pent-up pendant utterance