If the sight of clowns doesn't fill you with fear, and the creepy crawly spiders are pleasant when near, then you find medals in horror very ho-hum; every horror film just needs

Humanity is forgetting the fear on the dark, & the curiosity to overcome that fear, a dangerous complacency. It's time to make bolder steps outward, away from creature comforts

Lawyers roll down the hill listnening to those parliament walls crashing and clanging and making a darned pest of themselves. Arghhh!!!!

"I cant believe it's raining!" It hadn't rained in Arrebal since the year 1963.

Había una vez un chico que se llamaba Andrey y que no llevaba nada de ropa.

A monument in sand. He put the finishing touches on his 1:10 scale model of the Cheops pyramid complex, placed the plastic camels and flying saucer, and then stepped back to

So the Thing was sorely disappointed when it realized that this planet had actually already been taken over by the Pod People. What use was hiding as a duplicate of someone else

"Foldy pants foldy pants, and you like baline ball buddy." "Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well same to you buddy!"

It was then that I decided to become a symbiote. Why deal with the hassle of driving to a supermarket and shelling out half your paycheck for food when you could just get your

Dave entered the Comfort Zone and decided to claim it as his own. Dave built his home in the Comfort Zone and never wanted to leave. The Comfort Zone was

Once upon a time, a girl named Chris was walking down the road. However, the road was lava. Chris fell in the lava road and ended up in a coma. When Chris woke up, she smelt tacos.

One Very Fine Day a Very Freaky Dude rolled a Very Full Doobie. The Virginia Fire Department responded to a Voluminous Fire Debacle when the Dude's Doobie Volatilized For Days.

Shocking as it may seem, I was abducted by aliens and escorted to their planet and put under observation. The Vesuvian—which is what they call themselves—are naturally voluptuous.

This is a test. Testing how to start a story. Hello, my name is Jefforama. That's not my real name. If you knew my real name, I'd have to kill you. Just kidding.

"Sorry, stud, I didn't catch your name." "I'm just a pool boy, I need no sympathy. It's Amir, by the way." Ahhh, Amir. That wouldn't have been Gloria's first guess, so it's a good

The somoan jumped out of the plane. Face painted like Beetlejuice, and a snowboard attached to his feet. He did flips oblivious to the Blimp that was backing up into his

10 fingers, 10 toes, 1 bebe, and no nose..... what?

As my dear brother lay sweating and pallid on the threshold, our mysterious lodger, whom I thought might murder us all, offered a healing lozenge. The wastemistress gasped and ran

Some people call me a space cowboy, some call me a dad or a bastard. Some people call me boss, some yell and say 'Hey ref!' I'm a worker, I'm a shirker, I'm a French fry berserker,

Aren't you going to ask me about the Ghurtvin invasion?