"There's no place like home. There's no place like-" She opened one eye, to check if anything had changed. It hadn't. She shut it again. "-home. There's no-

Miss Shanghai swung her dainty arm and broke the champagne bottle on the bow of Titanic II and it slid gracefully into the harbor accompanied by fireworks. On its maiden voyage to

While walking to the store on last saturday afternoon I found what no one would believe, thier was an unexpected meteor hit the ground about 50 feet ahead of me i ran towards it...

To get me back, Ole Scratch sent me a plague of chickens, who stealthily laid their eggs of evil within my home. Nothing to do but continue the grim egg hunt. If one ever hatched

I handed them the bent spoon. "That's it?" "Yes, that's it." "No clairvoyance, remote viewing or ESP?" "Nope." "I'm not sure if your the sort of agent we want for the CIA." "Wait,

The boy sat in the center of the pool of blood, but was not touched by it. He had influence over the elements of blood and fire. His eyes burned and tears evaporated to steam

"What IS the meaning of life?" the little boy asked to his granny, "Oh my, you always ask rather strange and difficult questions young man, you ought to think about school instead"

The reply (which shocked me quite a bit actually) was "OK, but only if we can stop by my brother's place first and steal a fifth of vodka." The question had been "

In 2008 scientists studied and made discoveries that the world will end sometime in the winter of 2012. The world is

The crowd cheered as the speaker appeared in a dark blue suit. No one knew the topic of her speech or the impact it would have on their future.

Twenty-five years before our story starts, a one thousand strong guild of terrible wizards called the Yaku pooled their power to destroy the world.

Subconsciously, he'd learned to compartmentalize. There was her, & then everyone else. Everyone else had a target on their back without a price tag attached. Clients set the price

It was a hard decision but I needed to decide or they would kill Molly. What color from the spectrum would I choose for them to murder? Oh, the repercussions! Would the sky go dark

The chicken corpse lay on the table hours after the knives had dismembered it. The bones from its legs had been stripped of flesh, but rattled toward it. It was chicken apocalypse

when i see her

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner fudge is made! HeHeHeHeHeHe" said Peter Griffin on his wedding night, everyone in the audience was shunned.

He was a CIA agent at the top of the food chain. He knew EVERYTHING! He knew who killed Kennedy, the truth about the OJ case. But watching the view turned him into a gossip and

I stood upon the hill and gazed across the scene before me. Lined up in rows, my brainwashed friends and peers marched slowly towards me. My army knew of only one solution. We

The blender whined the chili into oblivion. The contest was very specific about elements being apparent, but he needed the flavors. He'd smoked & roasted them, then an encantation

Ich betrat den Serverraum von Blizzard um meine lange geplante Mission endlich umsetzen zu können: