Nothing got her hotter than the wild eyes, the tangled hair, the incoherent babbling. For she was a mad scientist groupie. Actually, they prefer to be called "eccentric" scientists

In one fluid motion I pushed myself onto my feet, spun back around and continued my run into my house, up the stairs and into my room. Without turning on the light, I grabbed the

They said the car was haunted, and I believed it was. Not by phantoms but by memories. Scents, textures, the sound of denim on leather. Stimuli passed down by

one day attack dogs attacked me...

Though his birth name was Herbert, the neighborhood kids had turned to calling him "Old and Crusty" - A name he likely deserved from his habit of

Mary never liked me. She always thought me off-putting. I never quite understood. While I admit I

A man in his mid-thirties sat in a booth near the back of the place, cursing at his three year-old daughter as if she were a lieutenant in his army. She stared at him for a moment

it was a sunny summer day the air was hot, the water was freezing at the beach everyone was playing and having a good time, the kid were lining up to get ice cream until.

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The dog was licking his foot again. Earlier that year he'd seen that some dogs could detect cancer, or seizures and would lick the offending part. While he debated, his dog peed

An old saggy hag was running through the street naked as can be running into a stop sign with a draft causing her breasts to smack her in the face.

One day along time ago there was a town where all of the smurf's lived along happily. Then one day a really big, mean green monster attacked. The smurf's were terrorized. They were

Drama happens everyday. Today,

All of the creativity just drained out of my head. Like it had been sucked out with a Kirby vacuum cleaner by a salesman who wasn't going to leave the house until he'd sold that

The tornado touched down on his car. He blacked out. When he woke up he was in a giant cave. Glistening rocks moved around him. Something slimy oozed across his windshield.

Gloomy Gus made a fuss whenever his truss filled with pus. He took the bus

He took the hot dog, gripped it with his tongs. The tong's teeth bit into the plump, moist wiener. He split open the fluffy bun. He spread the doughy halves apart and gingerly

I grabbed the peppermint gold from my dresser drawer and dashed back down the steps, skipping the last few and flying out the door with as much agility as an acrobat dismounting a

Well, of course not, thought tiny Hester. Who would like green eggs and ham? And who is this Sam? He seems like a drug

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