All that fills my eyes is white light. Snow and sun. The dogs know where we're going but my body no longer has a sense of direction. The shadowless world makes me feel like

All day I had this uncomfortable fullness in my lower bowel region. To my horror, after work, I realized the problem was in my trousers. I unzipped them and staring back at me was

He jumped onto the taxi cab's hood. The cabbie tried to smash his fingers by rolling up the window. He smeared his face against the windshield and screamed, "I looooooove you!"

'Thank you, sir.' the nurse said, and tucked the vials of samples in the tray. The sound of running feet made them look round. 'Whatever you do, nurse, don't let him

One day Flow rider took a walk in park until

The last thing he remembered was sitting shirtless, singing and playing guitar for the stranger who accompanied him back to his hotel room.

The menu was, at first glance, a selection of vapid, run of the mill Thai dishes that could be found at any Thai place. He handed it to the waiter and asked for the real menu.

it was dark, stary night when something bad happened

I remember being born, which I guess is pretty rare. Everyone always wants me to tell them about it, but the truth is childbirth is not pretty. Do you want to know? Okay, fine:

The homeowner kept a handgun on his bedside table in order to protect himself against intruders. A statute provides that "all firearms must be stored in a secure container that is

Dasher and Dancer buckled themselves into the reins. Their telekinesis had grown strong in the past season and they were no longer content with flying. Pinpoint pressure at the

She was incredibly relaxed for somebody who had just walked away from a four car pile-up. The cop checked his notes. "Is this right? The woman who died at the scene was your

Jimmy's turn to get high. He grasped the glass pipe and admired its workmanship. Someone had put some love into it. He closed his eyes and began to nod hard, shattering the pipe

Twenty miles of hard road lay between them. He watched her through his hunting partner's binoculars and wondered how many days it would take to catch up. And was it worth it?

The Great Bird Rebellion was set off by overcrowding. 24 birds in a pie! That's not even enough room to think much less move. Their first kill was the baker, then they went after

The cat watched. It had all the time in the world. Not the mouse, though. It knew the gig was up, and so it moved into Plan B. It stood on his hind legs and

He proposed and offered me everything I've ever wanted. Security, comfort, never challenged, never worried. I turned him down. I wouldn't want a guy who wants a woman like that.

While normally it is difficult for me to begin writing, today was different. As I approached my keyboard hoping for a new subject, I became aware of a presence all around me.

Dinosaurs were the biggest lie. He had worked his way to the top of the Smithsonian and knew that it was a shill for the CIA. So what, he finally had his black woman and so

My name is Euphimia Handy, and this is my life story.... shall I start at the beginning then?... Well it all began in a little town called Ugaulbert in a little known country of...