It was finally time; Without further ado I ripped off my clothes only to find I had not brought along any

The day of the big exam had finally arrived. Gil brought his #2 pencil and his lunch, but didn't notice he'd forgot his

"Was that a bear?" she whispered, pulling the covers over her head. The trip to Yosemite ("yoss-might" as she called it)

One day a half crazy WOMAN with man hands logged onto www.shrinkmyhands.com and was perplexed by something she read.

*CRASH* If he's told her once, he's told her a hundred times not to place wine glasses close to the alarm clock. However

The clown's real name was Dan, but everyone called him Danny Buckles after he got a tranq dart stuck in his

It is possible to steal an infant from the hospital, if you do it just right. You do not even need to use a disguise, if you simply

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Talk about a bus load of trouble. This animal strolls up, enters and sits down with all the other passengers like it's a

I voted today.

There once was a website that was very similar to my own.

Did she like to gamble? Man, that Melanie could get a craps game going in a nunnery. She went to Vegas once

When the darknesss lifted nothing was left. Christian looked around and all he saw was pieces of

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Broken inside, thats what she said as she walked out on me, taking my

It's Friday afternoon and all I am doing is staring at the piles of work on my desk. My thoughts keep turning to this

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"I wanted to be a haiku poet," Elizabeth said, "but never could make the turns work." It was a common complaint.

"Dance!" the captain demanded. Two

She has this theory that people who don't like dogs aren't really people. After a lengthy explanation, the judge