Gourmet girl dreams, that's what I deal in.

He was walking down a dirt road in the desert. He didn't want to talk to anyone. He was still wearing his lucky leather jacket, his motorcycle next to him. He was on his own.

I removed my shovel from its massive sheath to fight the axe-wielding sentries. "Combat Analogies Weekly" said that shovel is to axe as rock is to scissors, so I swung wildly until

When I started doing PsyOps on Folding Story I was unprepared for the difficulty of the task of creating the trigger fold using Folding Story's character limit & time limit. Custer

Neon is great when you see it star star I see a star.

If you go to Wanapee

It all happened so fast! I remember waking up from the couch in my darkened living room, the light in the hallway on. Standing in the doorway was the massive silhouette of

The pianist took a bow, but the audience wanted her to continue playing. They wanted an encore. Excited, the pianist returned to his piano. It was his time to shine. He began

Thanks to the landmark case of "US Government vs. Dr. Finkle", proctologists were now required to use stirrups and a speculum to give their exams. No longer would women be the

It came to him when he was trussed up in a mailbag in the back of a van apparently leaving the city limits. It must have been his hairstylist. She was the only one he'd told

He was alone on the Metro, and all he could think about was Midnight Meat Train. There were only two other people on the train, one a drunken girl in a mini-skirt, the other a

If I stand on tiptoe I think I might be able to reach it. I'm worried about what might happen after, if course. Once I've pulled it out, will I be able to put it back again?

Get out of my face Sabu, can't you see I have

"Did you hear the one about the solipsist and the palimsest?" I replied that I had not. "well, you see, there was once a solipsist who owned an original manuscript of Neitsche.

Frank filled up the dolls with sand & lead weights, screwed their heads on & heaved them into the jogging stroller, put on his running tights & strapped on his water bottles.

He was a world eat world kind of dog. Teeth. Growls. And a cape. He took nourishment from beer and lil smokies.

After many years in the outback, a lone dingo made his way to

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jedi.

Did I just hear the Wilhelm Scream or was I just imagining it again?

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