Chingy went outside and thought something was highly peculiar about the November aura.

"Listen Frank, I'm gonna let you in on a secret. The real reason for our outting... Just over behind that crater is where Sheppard's golf balls oughta be. They're history! And I'm

You have 24 hours to meet my demands.

Jimmy and Bob were sad one day. They wanted to go outside and play, but couldn't because of the rain. So instead the two boys..

Prison psychologist: "Let's play Rorschach Roulette. I'll start, Beekeeper. Prisoner #39451: "Um... Burka?"

Banjo Jo sat in his Ford holding the love of his life, Acetylene Candy. He'd won her in a Pick-Off the year before in Soddy Daisy, TN. Since then their riffs together grew sweeter

"Crap," you said as your gaze fell upon the melting chocolate. You were five minutes away from your destination and ten minutes late for the interview. This was one more thing that

A major unintended consequence of the collapse of the Iron Curtain in 1989 (ish) was that the UK would never again win the Eurovision Song Contest. If we'd known this, our celebrat

"Who are you?" "I'm little latin loopie lou, would you like to have a hug? "Not, exactly." "Ok, who are you?" "I'm a looper."

Squall seated himself on a boulder and let out an exhausted sigh. Rinoa had been kidnapped again. What was to be done about such a nuisance? If only he could hire someone else to

Hello! HELLO! welcome to our SHOW! Don't be scarred or unPREpared! It's time we shared David Lynch's FUN HOUSE!

Maybe it didn't matter. That's what she'd told herself a hundred times. All is fair in love and war, right? Imogene shouldn't have put all her hopes on Paul's wanting her to join h

Within the confines of the TechnoCave, the Miasma Theorists stuck to their guns. "I'll believe what I want, this is a free country." "That's the miasma talking, Jen. Freedom? Here?

Unmoving, I stared into the mirror contempulating the reflection glaring back at me that was not my own. I shuffled my feet and with this slight movement the relfection...

Running all across the floor, on the walls and even on to me and over my feet. The cockroaches were everywhere. They seemed to be more concentrated around a carpet. I poked on it

Who here wants to try and take me?

Zolda was an extra large medium. Bob was really scared of her, but he needed to make contact with his late wife to find out where she had hidden the family jewels. Zolda's chins

One day a man walks into a room and sees a ghost

In the dying days of World War II Hitler sat in his bunker eating a boiled egg. Suddenly a time traveller appeared from nowhere and pointed a gun at him "Hitler", he said "My name

The Rat-King tweeked his wiskers and observed Sewer Kingdom from high up on his throne (which is basically a pipe). Rat underlings scuttled to and fro