"How much will my clean bill of health set me back, doc?" I asked. "Hm, $40, plus the cost of hollow pills." It was cheaper to be sick, so I forced a cough. The GP sedated me with

My cup failed me.

You and me are in a lot of trouble, and somebody's gonna burst our bubble. Your husband, my wife. My marriage, your life. So we went to Maine out on the east coast that very night

The Three Little Pigs,tired of the wolf's assaults,got three little tiger cubs trainned from Tibetan Monks.

What ever happened to Ms. Inatick, the clever cricket-loving Australian lass who is so fond of personifying inanimate objects? Mr. Spatula, what have done to our friend?

Twenty minutes. That's how long I have left until I find out the truth. Am I really made up of mostly water like most humans are or am I really just a bag of cockatoos? Either way

Vaughn died tonight in his final go-kart crash. Distracted by the sinister eyes of Trump peering out from the massive billboard looming above the track, he pressed the accelerator

When the mists cleared Captain Jack sparrow saw the other boat. It was a coast guard ship. No doubt there were snipers on board. He should never have joined up with Ethiopian

Research has found that the percentage of FoldingStory users with 3 figure IQs is equal to the percentage of bananas that are straight. From this we can conclude that

The gamer looked at her, and she expected him to say something romantic, but he said "Wanna play some gta5?"

The crazy old coot in the landspeeder was right, those WEREN'T the droids we were looking for! Though, for a second there, they kind of looked a little bit like them - I mean, one

Something interesting is happening here. Have you noticed? The seemingly endless supply of letters, words, and language is running out. There are only so many available. With each

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. Future events such as these will affect you in the future.

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Sage's Baby had his mother's eyes, and his other mother's eyes, and Uncle Pete's and his friend Tony's eyes, but otherwise he was disappointingly common and nondescript. Rosemary's

The night was colder than I expected, but I suppose that's what you get for walking barefoot in the snow.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the Mickey Mouse clock was striking thirteen.

The 14 year old teenage girl just found out that her best friend (crush) is now dating another girl. She was very sad but felt happy for him. She knew that is was probably because

India reluctantly put down her copy of 'Ravished by the Triceratops', & picked up her phone. Uh-oh, it was playing the Rocky theme tune. "Oh, Bert, it's you," she said with a certa