I furrowed my brow to recall what I'd forgot. "Oh, right. Nonsense!" And with that, I engaged the phantasmagoric thingamajig, switched on the happenstance shvipten, and rocketed

I counted the homemade meatballs in my homemade chilli sauce and froze. I was dealing with a prime number.

Pale fingers traced around the pool of blood, his body twisted and bend in ways she could never have imagined. "Well, looks like Twister strikes again." She sighed.

"Chah dude." said the surfer. His body glistened with sea water and he had that stupid look on his face. "That chick looks hot bruh." said the surfer to his friend. "Totally dude."

The big day was here. My parents were driving and I was in the backseat. I was listening to my favorite band on the radio trying to stay calm

La pequeña Mejunglanza asesina carbodestructiva.

The elevator doors slid shut behind Davey, as he perused the panel. '3,2,1,G' it stated reasonably, 'B, SB' sensibly, and then 'SSB, SSSB, Centre of the Earth'. "Gosh!" Davey ejacu

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"Kisetsu Sentai Shizenger! Form up!" "Spring Ranger, ready!" "Summer Ranger, ready!" "Autumn Ranger, ready!" "Winter Ranger, ready!" "Alright, Maosen! Your time has come to an end!

Hey guys. I'm a frog. A like to eat some pizza. That may sounds a little strange, but

Oh, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. (1) with whipped cream and berries (2) naked (3) naked with whipped cream and berries (4) when you wrinkle you nose like a bunny (5)

"There you are" I say, dropping the small parcel into his greedy, cherubic, little hand. "Three cherry cordials belonging to Marie Antoinette herself...you may want to open that in

A lady friend of mine recently told me one of those facts during lunch, that's just too much information at the wrong time..Apparently we eat about 5 spiders a month while we sleep

Having ran for hours, Sam knew that the only way he could prevent the moon from crashing into his home town of Sunnydale was to

I thought it was pretty cool just to be in the twilight but I just found out that we're also in the Twilight Zone. That gives this everlasting twilight a whole different backstory.

The 21st century is characterized by the ubiquitous presence of technology in everyday life. New generation students are surrounded by computer related instruments and will

A great deal of confusion could certainly have been avoided if the organizers of the inaugural skin cancer prevention awareness gala hadn't titled the conference: ForSkin!

Today was the day it would stop. Yes today was the day for it to stop. It should of never started in the first place.

"Who'd like to start?" ."I would" said the the young man next to me. As he stood, light from the open window stuck him and he began to sparkle. "Hi, I'm Edward, and I'm a Lame

Hello, my name is Arnold.