He aimed the rifle and shot sending a streak of dust through the air. Fat Andy raised his hands. "Kick your gun over here." The gun skidded across the Sonoran desert floor and

The unmistakable smell of peppermint tea wafted through the building. Unusual for an abatoir, but this was no usual day

He said, "You know if the President cannot carry out his duties, then the Vice President must step in." Michelle's eyes blazed, "Joe, you are baaaaad." Biden reached into his

He dismissed his secretary for the night. She'd served him well and would not be consumed by the flames of hell before the morning. He cringed. He so wanted them to, but good help

I’m a borderline coulrophobic (person with an exaggerated fear of clowns).

i don't know what to write. i clicked the create button for no good reason. should i tell a tale of aleins or giant monsters? romance or war? eh, romance is stupid, so i'll make war

If death were a person, I would call him a greedy bitch. He always had a way of taking the good people away, leaving the assholes behind for me to deal with.

They went out "as friends." He even called "his girl" while they were out. They had not crossed any lines, the whole time. All he could do was think about her naked. When they

the barn has the silver glisten sheen of age yet the sounds within are of youth - vibrant youth - youth rambunctious - youth hormonal - youth of fueled testosterone -

When I came back from Dublin, ...

"Reverse polarity, Reverse polarity" the metallic voice shouted. "Shut up" if you've got enough power to tell me the battery's are in backwards why don't you light the damn flash.

Chelsea was sentence to a year at the home for wayward farmgirls. She was whey too boarish. And her jokes! Too much corn for anyone's ears. She didn't give a flock. Bossy,

Double crossed! He fell down on the gun and felt it butt against something in his belly. Nothing tore and nothing broke. That wasn't his style and his powers were governed by it

Shuffling non-threatengly down the street, a horde of perfectly harmless Zombies™ (newly reformed and safe in every way, We Promise!™) headed to their day jobs.

Geoff couldn't speak French. Not a single word. He regretted not learning it now, what with the angry French cannibals surrounding him, and he without a battle-axe! Thinking quick,

The pink- and blue-polka-dotted house floated upward, the force of the twister having uprooted it. Careening through the sky on a collision course, Ted knew his only hope to avoid

The squirrel had been hatching his plan for weeks. He had eaten his last pinecone on Tuesday. He was now strictly a carnivore. And why not? The apartment complex was full of meat.

Polly wanna cracker? Polly? FOR THE LAST TIME

Estaba en la playa, el mar tranquilo y azul, navegando un barco pequeñito a lo lejos

As i sat on the toilet pushing for dear life, the thought occurred to me that I might never go. the pressure could be too much for my bowels! "I can't die, not like this, not now!"