There was a little boy, standing besides the street in his red trousers. He was collecting something from the floor - when suddenly ...

Starbucks was crowded with folks sucking down overpriced decaf lowfat latte somethings as they met for the first time. He recognized her instantly. She was dressed as a cow and

Danny flipped on the siren and lights and pulled onto the road. He recognized Jack's car and knew that Jack had to be stopped at all costs. Two days ago

Sky was a shy girl with an iron will and a passion for Neil Sedaka. She had no friends, preferring the company of a lone pelican she met on the shore each morning. Only he

Now when i try to remember how i thought my first day in highschool would be i imagined there where things being thrown everywhere people who looked like they would be parents and

First I got off the train and headed straight for the shop. I knew he'd be there. I wanted to let him know what was up, you know? Make sure it never happened again.

He peeped into the Jim Beam bottle. It took him two years, but it was finally done, the entire Manhattan skyline out of balsa wood and toothpicks. Then he sneezed,

I first read Atlas Shrugged when I was a depressed teen, oppressed by the mere existence of my parental units. Who could have predicted that I'd grow up to lead

Jeff folded his large, batlike wings behind him as he lit on the ground. He was in the middle of a deserted suburb street, hoping to hell he could find a good liquor cabinet to

Sausages. He could never shut up about sausages. They were his life ever since

This was it. I walked right into my hot boss's office, closed the door, and said "I need a rise and I need it now". She looked up, stole a quick glance at my crotch, and

Even without the smell of bleach stinging her nostrils, Mary new she was back at her old high school. It was the hallway echoed; she could almost hear the taunts of the other kids

Last friday night I

It was the night before my birthday. And from my window, the rainy world outside seemed like the saddest place.

Calling THIS smog would be an understatement. You could cut this thing with a knife and put it on bread. "How do you navigate through this without a horn?"

I was a tightrope walker and today, I was walking across the world's deepest hole. Showing off, I was eating Cheetos while doing it. Unfortunately, I fell off. At the bottom, a man

I always wondered how the course of human history would have diverged had "David" not been nude. I hired a local sculptor and some Renaissance fair actors to live out my fantasy.

One upon a time in a land far, far away...

What bugs me about the internets, is why do they call that thing a "mouse", and also, the fact that this computer thing doesn't resemble nor does it taste anything like an "apple"

Love is the purest thing in the world but