As a purple giant elephant that lives in the sky, I am required to spell everything correctly. However, as I have no hands, it is very difficult for me to spell, so i hire a

The Dragon High Council meets once a year for one day. During this time, philosophical differences are put aside in favor of governing and protecting the whole of Dragon kind.

Once upon a time there was a pickle named Kyle who went to a school of Cucumbers.

From the time that I was twelve and fell in love with a girl named Wendy, beautiful daughter of my mother’s friend from law school, I wanted to get married and have a family.

At the age of 19 I got busted for statutory rape. Thing is, I did it, but I was really a pretty innocent kid back then. Up in County I met Little JoJo and Murder Mike who showed me

Socrates got up. It was early and his toes were cold. He called his slave to bring some warm water. The slave came in. There was brown crap down the front of his tunic. Socrates

“Base to Captain Gromit, Base to Captain Gromit. Come in Captain Gromit.” “Captain Gromit. Come in Captain Gromit. Where are you?” “Captain Gromit. This is an urgent message!"

A Black Cat Darted Eerily From Garage Headquarters. I J

'Look at the size of that' cried Stephen pointing at the matchbox sized spider in the bath. Little did he know that the spider had just cried exactly the same thing in Arachnish...

Hi havia una vegada una granota i una vaca blava que vivien al mateix bloc de pisos, a la ciutat de Maithoimaginaries.

Once upon a time, a scout went on the road of vengeance and decided to scout and route out the area. He killed endless amounts of people in one shot kills and a giant kraken

Aside from the officially recognized French cheeses with Appellation there were many others lesser known. In a village in the Alsace I stumbled on one fermented from the toe jam of

Y el colegio tembló de emoción, se había trabajado tanto y luchado tanto, que hasta el edificio sintió la necesidad de vibrar de entusiasmo, hoy era el día de recoger la cosecha...

They were the first snowflakes since last spring. The sight of this first sign of winter momentarily distracted her racing thoughts

Sometime while I waited, Iris sat back and pulled out a cigarette. I burned the last of the battery using the cigarette lighter in the dash and sat there while she smoked. After

Peas and carrots. That's the phrase his mother used. "Wash your peas and carrots." Knowing that Eva was a vegetarian and this might be the night, he was afraid.

“Doesn’t help”, she said making a face. “Sorry”, I replied self consciously. “No…I mean, it doesn’t help because you smell like dog shit. No amount of gum or mints is going to

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On the night of december13th,1992 Kyle was seen driving his old Chevy thru a side road leading nowhere just never to be seen again.Until last week when he knocked on Drew's door at

In the great country of Finland...