“Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedediah craves not these things. You are reckless.” Said the old Amish man. He was real tiny, with no hair and scars on his scalp, but he was t

There was this website where you typed in someone's name and they would be sent to Hell shortly after. It was called the Hell Correspondence. Everyone said it was just a joke but

He drank whenever he could. He was a silent drunk. Hell, he'd been totally blacked out yesterday at work, no one knew. Once someone confessed that they'd killed their child to him

My day started like any other day. I woke up to the sound of a crying baby, a yelling mother, and drenched in sweat due to no air conditioning. However, little did I know

"Las Palabras Completas" only contained 17 words, but it was Albucon's gift to the world. The selection, the sequence, the texture and scent of the paper, the impress of the type -

The Crystelline Mind. Floating. Through solid objects like a balloon in the air. Is it a dream or are the objects a dream?

The American "Hot dog" has been attributed the indirect produce of this uncanny group.

Most pirates had a parrot, he had a cat. It perched on his shoulder with its tail brushing his upper lip giving the impression of a mustache. Especially helpful in combat, it would

he turned to his friend and said "I feel like I'm the left pussy lip and your the right one, we used to be tight until a dick got between us!"

My cat made me follow her outside to spend the night in her world. She showed me where a puddle of water was and left me a nice lizard, but let me pick my own place to sleep. Th

Batman was brushing with the Batbrush when he got a Batsignal, so he took off his Batman pajamas & put on his Batman costume & jumped in the Batmobile with Bathound & the Batfleas

In the year 2828, the Turtle of the Baskervilles was spotted by low-grav ski tourists on the shores of a Martian lake. The Tharsis Ridge Condo Association reported the sighting to

"Don't worry about it Bob! Stop being such a puss Bob! The SEC will never notice Bob! That's what you said! You screwed me you bastard! I'm finished!" "Lower your voice Bob" He ope

"Septentrionibussinistrisconvocotedaimon!" she wheezed out in one long breath and waved her wand menacingly at the shambling horde of

The President apparently had no idea that thousands, perhaps millions had been slaughtered by his forces. "Well, hi-de-ho, then," he exulted in a remarkably brief press conf

"Yes sir. Mm hmm. Yes. The human female appears to possess all the physical attributes generally prized by the male of this species. Right. OK. Well, do you want me to

He is my battle buddy helping seniors understand and use technology.

Ned was nihilarian aquaintance and avid mungo who haunted the NYC municipal dumps. He wore a floccinaucinihilipilificatious Finnimbrun around his neck, an selcouth mix of it items

Pythia had gorged on Gigantes Plaki again & had terrible gas. She expected illustrious company for an important session of gastromancy. Plato was consulting the Oracle of Delphi

Outrage upon seeing the poor & most affluent living practically side-by-side in slums & luxury villas of Mumbai were tempered with the realization this was a microcosm of the world