It was a head on a dolly. A bloody dolly. But the head wasn't dead, the eyes looked around and it mouthed words to people. It rolled around scaring the bajesus out of

Mabel was sick and tired of her tiny piglet, but didn't want to piss off the animal activists by doing anything too hasty. Scooping up the squealing porker, she shoved Wilbur into

Pack up your bags, grab your things, we're going off the edge of the earth.

The city of Hoboken's police surveillance drone program was off to a bad start. A rogue drone blew up Homeless Stan's cardboard residence. Luckily Stan was lunching @ the soup kitc

Lady Midday visited me today. I was walking along the lane in the hot sun when she joined me. She's young & pretty and I laughed in spite of my headache. I can't stop thinking abo

She worked in the newborn crating line, snuggling the wee babes into the packing peanuts, shushing them as she closed the packaging, then quietly running the taper along the open

"I used to battle my little brother with nerf swords & always won. Check this. I'll never join you! You killed my father!" "We're not offering you Luke, we're talking about Jabba

It wasn't always easy being an alligator with a body structure of the human. You still looked like an alligator, yet you aren't. It was confusing.

Floating toilets to bring humans safely to outer space were invented in the year 2014.

This was my fourth time trying to make the jump. I knew I could do it this time, I got a running start and jumped into the air. The first thing that crossed my mind when I realized

Interbelt mining corporation read the insignia on the ship. Sargent Beck wasn't buying it. The airlock hatch opened & he greeted the Ship's laison who glanced at the DEA agents dog

Bob the Blobfish was winner of the 'Yearly Ugliest Creature of the Ocean' Contest (YUCO), beating out Stan the Stonefish & Gary the Goblinshark. His face had an uncanny similarity

"The trouble with you Brits," Zac the US intern opined, "is that you don't say what you mean." "I say exactly what I mean but you don't understand what I'm saying." I retorted. Zac

Once upon a time there was a mentally retarded young boy named Tom. Tom lacked the mental capacity for common sense. For example, immediately after seeing a tomato being sliced,

What is it with some countries that encourage the dehumanization of certain subsets of their society? This is the 21st Century. That these idiots can torture teenagers and openly

It's funny how language can lead to dreams, joy and delight, or bickering, vile bile, and the toxic ectoplasm gushing out of internet sewers into the comments under news articles.

Patrick Pending usually kept his silence when this kind of thing came up, as this kind of thing often did in the course of time. But on this occasion, his pent-up pendant utterance

It's a dreary Sunday afternoon, and Martha has been starring at a blank screen for two hours.

"Punishment run these in a high-school rallies." Tribec reads, the three contestants try to think of the Jeopardy question, Phil taps in, blurts out, "

In the aphotic depths of the mind, the Negative Thoughts huddled together to plot a coup d'état. The most destructive ideas were generated by the Nay Sayers who were pessimistic