Can we make a Foldingstory with ONLY non sequiturs? Socks the cat ghost still haunted the Clintons.

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Winston Smith looked at the telescreen.

A fly on the wall, spied your meeting, under covers, four feet exposed, it landed on the interlopers exposed toe. You were awake, felt watched and you were.

Right now I am hearing their dreams. I don't know how... I guess it is like a podcast but not really. Way beyond VR. Anyway, this guy, he's from Ohio but dreaming about Berlin in

A prisoner in a chicken suit? Silicon.

The day the whale fell on top of the bus I was riding to the doctor's office is one that will live in infamy. I am lucky to be alive to tell you the true story in a folding story!

The air was stale and heavy. Despite the curse, the man pulled the tomb's lid off. A mummy. The images warned of evil. Writing covered the wrapping, as he looked closer, the folds

The reason I was sick on Thursday was because of an incident on Friday which took so much soul out of me that it's effects were felt the day before the cause.

Don Parker glided onto the stage and waved graciously at the screaming fans who filled the television studio. His new variety show, Celebrity Sex Tape, was the surprise hit of

After Mr. Magnitude shrank to a centimeter, he wandered exploring his shrunk world. A roar trembled the earth, it was the roar of the wild Whoopus. Talk and hairy the beast

Deep in the Inquisition Prison, party dynamics were breaking down. Mike the human Barbarian yelled at Steve the human Paladin "You're tough cuz your mom bought your armor for you!"

"What evidence do you have that the Zombie Apocalypse hasn't already started."

The drain said, "Your soul dowwwwwwwwwn." Tim heard it. Did anyone else? Sharon was still asleep. He looked down into the drain. There was a bulging eye in the drain, looking

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He creep out of the room and went down the staircase to reach to the door. Slowly, he opened the door and

"I don't even slightly understood you," my sensai, Kai, mocked, as I collapsed to the training mat for the third time tonight. "Why do karate when your passion is ballet?"

It was Fustbusters best idea yet . He'd had countless great ideas he couldn't remember. His subcranial prospector would change that. He inserted the jerryrigged electric toothbrush

The gun slinger SlimWhitman roamed across the western Swiss Alps on his trusty steed. SlimWhitmans's trusty steed was called

"Unfortunately weak 3rd quarter sales mean we'll have to cut another 30 or so shifts." I laughed out loud, oblivious. Someone had just posted a zinger on FS.com. "Excuse me, Mr.