We're in a prison cell in Alcatraz. Squawkers won't tell where the motorcrash victim is. He stares at the patch of blue sky through the bars and sighs. In a garage in San Antonio

“Laugh it up, Fuzzball.” said the Siamese cat to the Manx. The Manx couldn't help laughing, the Siamese had just his testicles clipped.

Patter patter. splat splat splat. 1000 years of drought were ending Steadily it became more. A torrential downpour. The natives thought the sky was falling, running for shelter,

As I lay there in my bed, there was only one word, one name, that was always there, lingering: Raylene. Raylene, my partner, my ally, my friend. One of my last surviving friends.

It felt almost like the wind had been knocked out of George when he heard the news.

He took it personally. He felt personally touched by this coupon for 50% off the buffet at

It was only yesterday that the sky erupted, but it felt like years. Looking up I knew that time itself may be about to end, but I also knew that I had had a hand in it. You see, I

Wow. I hate it when FS website changes on you w/o warning. Deep down, I know people like my folds, but I need the satisfaction of seeing it, right there. I'm needy. I dont like cha

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The smurf movie animation was missing something. It lacked some serious kind of smurf ne sais quoi. Troubling. Disturbing.

Phoebe pursed her lips as Ernie mansplained how to mend her gas meter box with gaffer tape. The setting sun hung low in the sky and spread pink light over the grimy box attached to

When did you ever hear me quote myself? That is tantamount to reasonable because I am a very quotable guy. I once said about myself that I had lots of things to say about myself to

In the depths of Mt. Krazak, there lived an ebony heart that drained the life out of the mountains. It lay beneath the boulders, pulsing and quivering with abhorrent delight.

On St. Patrick's Day, I dressed like Lucky's kid and sprouted a red beard. In front of the Aragon Ballroom, there was a cow on parade who stopped to say hello. My red Airwalk

Every cupboard in his kitchen...and there were many of them; maybe too many to count...every single cupboard was filled with unlabeled jars of peanut butter stacked 3 high & 4 deep

She was reminded of when she used to take her lunch hour in the form of a nap in a hidden corner on the cold linoleum floor in the Cold Room. Outside it was 110° and she wished she

I was getting autograph from bruno mars,my favourite singer.Then, suddenly" HA HA HA", A LAUGHTER CAME"WHY SO SERIOUS?".THEN, ONLY I REALISED IT WAS JOKER IN REAL LIFE CAME ALIVE..

This is the story of the 4th little pig. Subject of little reporting as he was estranged from the porcine brotherhood during the "lobo war." He had built his house out of

Sarah fidgeted by herself. He was late, but that gave her time to think. Past experiences had taught her that it was best to reveal these things on the 3rd date.

Andrea brushed the sand aside. Inside was a box, and inside the box was a stunning Egyptian amulet , from the reign of Hatshepsut if she wasn't mistaken. Compelled to put it on,