Do you want to build a snotman? Come on let's go and play. I never smell you anymore. Come out the door. It's like you've gone away! We used to trade snot balls, and now we don't.

Dale said to the shoemaker, "I may be in my 40's, but I can't tie shoes. Could you craft me a pair of velcro light-ups?" The shoemaker delegated the task to his apprentice, a blind

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Mayor McCheese held his head in his hands. Eventually he opened the bottom left drawer of his desk, where there was a bottle of pills and a service revolver. This was the end.

The faithful need only worry about...

In a town much like your own, there lived a young girl named Jody. She was adventurous and always sought out a mystery. However, her biggest mystery was about to knock on her door.

Boy or girl? Does it matter?

There's always room for more,' said Harry. 'Room for what,' asked Burt. 'For one more car. This is a car that runs on compressed air. But the air has to be from another world he

The ocean breeze was soothing you as you lifted another sack of fish into the boat. The elders were continuously warning you. Deadly storms were out there. "Ha! Just a hoax."

I was about to vote for President, when I wondered if it even mattered. I decided it didn't matter who I voted for, I was doomed anyway. So I didn't vote, instead I bought me a

It was a sunday morning, i was going for a stroll in the park,

As an Antiques Roadshow appraiser, I can see from the human leather binding and musty odor you have a first edition of "The Necronomicon." Where did you find it?

By far the most competitive and dangerous of Winter Olympic sports is the brutal daredevil game of curling.

Ginger or Maryanne? Laverne or Shirley? Wilma or Betty? Jeannie or Samantha? Betty or Veronica? Chrissie or Janet? Jennifer or Bailey? Diane or Rebecca?

Sam was covered in cheedo dust.

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During the night, a big black bunny with red eyes crawled into my bedroom through the window

Before her arrival, the house became full of odd devices. The washing machine decorated mom's room. A hole was made in the wall, so that the pipe would get into the bathroom.

Is this house haunted or am i just crazy?

Throughout the entire universe, before anything even existed, there has been one question. This question: "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood?"