It is always the coldest right before the sun breaks the bleak eastern horizon. The lights from SpaceDock 1 were still visible but would be invisible soon. I remember when...

In the beginning, First Folder created the quill & the parchment. Now the parchment was wordless & empty, ten blank lines ruled the surface of the sheet & the Spirit of FirstFolder

She looked around at the empty space around her and sobbed.

So are you allowed to trim during Movember? I'm really not sure what the rules here are. I don't want to have to sacrifice my prostate due to a technicality or anything.

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"Mr. Lee. Just give me a chance. It's gonna be great. Trust me. Are you ready? Drum roll please. Hehe. Ahem. Ta da! The Barometer! He sings Barry Mannilow songs & makes his opponen

It was when Amy was in so much pain that she lost the ability to speak that she regretted ticking the 'no drugs please' box on her Birth Plan. The midwife told her that

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I don't 'like' anybody. I don't have a 'Pinterest' in anything. I can't be bothered to 'retweet.' Please don't 'copy', 'forward', or 'Google' me. (Why doesn't anyone read my blog?)

She came in waves as he pressed her clit.He felt her and they came together,shocked by

Last thing I remember was that I was just sitting there at a red light, minding my own beeswax. In retrospect, I guess I should have noticed something was wrong when Skittles

If you are going to criticize someone - feel free to criticize the weaknesses of their convictions or the content of their character with abandon, but when you focus your attack on

That morning when I got to my first period class. Things were different. Everyone stared at me. They all knew the terrible thing I had done.

As the producer of the remake of "My Dinner with Andre," I had a huge crisis on my hands. 3-D post-production? Green screen? Toy tie-ins for the kids? And what about the Chinese?

Do you ever hear about someone messing with the right guy? What's the ratio of right guys to wrong guys messed with? I'm just trying to feel out the odds before I go messing with

The servent boy fell to his knees at the Kings feet. The King looked down his nose at him with such disgust. "I here by banish you from the kingdom for commiting such a crime"

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Now that I'm filthy rich, I will donate 0.1% of my money, and morons will praise me for it. 30 million $ * 0.1% = 30 000$. Scale this to average savings: 10 000$ * 0.1% = 10$.

As a thick, depressing, fog suffocates a wooded valley, the rain and sleet beat down upon a desolate path.

On my way to the local asshattery to pick my ass up a new hat I stopped in the cupcakerie for a red velvet and a cup. A retired haberdasher took note of my chapeau and quipped